If you were a dictator

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Pepster, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. spiky Bar Wench

    meh. Penguins are over-rated.
  2. Nester New Member



    Not as appetizers.
  3. mowgli New Member

    Penguins RULE!!!! Any species that only has sex once a year and is in danger of having their habitat literally melt away from under their feet deserves our protection!
  4. Nester New Member

    And our barbecue sauce.
  5. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Penguin and pineapple pizzas !
  6. mazekin Member

    I wonder if they taste like chicken?
  7. Katcal I Aten't French !

    from what I've heard they taste like biscuits and chocolate.
  8. Nester New Member

    Should I be worried by the fact that I seriously am trying to imagine what penguin would taste like?


    Really dry chicken? With freezerburn.
  9. mowgli New Member

    hmmm... they eat fish and are extremely fat...

    like a fatty, fishy chicken?
  10. mazekin Member

    God I love Google. According to Frederick A. Cook, surgeon on the Belgica expedition ...
    Uh, Yummy...?
  11. spiky Bar Wench

    Blood as sauce? Shouldn't the penguin be drained first?

    And yes I can't believe the conversation has turned to seriously considering eating penguins.
  12. mowgli New Member

    ...


    ::barf::
  13. Nester New Member

    Hijacking of the hijack complete.
  14. mazekin Member

    To get it back on track, the eating of penguins, raw, cooked or placed on pizza bases is banned in my country. Very, Very banned. Poor Pingu.
  15. spiky Bar Wench

    Thats a lot of Pingu road kill going to waste just because they are an endangered species...
  16. wilva New Member

    head of state by forceful means then get rid of armed forces (anyone heard of fiji????) who would otherwise wait & then overthrow the new dictatorship... repeated again, and again.
    pineapple would be allowed as pizza topping! trinkets and jewels would be sold to support the lower socio-economic groupings so they could then send their kids to uni, tech wherever they want to go (except jail), so they could in turn climb the social order.
    hospitals seem to be quite handy things not sure that a stupidity clause would decrease their use!
    would require iq test on all wannabe immigrants............
    make pratchett required reading
  17. i may be jumping the gun here, mis-remembering or something, but isn't it odd that no-one mentioned this earlier? and on a Pratchett board. we should be ashamed.

    well done wilva
  18. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Well, it's so obvious that we didn't think it needed saying. Obviously.

    Whereas Penguins really need mentioning.
  19. mazekin Member

    That's why you would have to have Penguin training schools, specialised on the art of Crossing The Road. Also, little tunnels under every road like they have for things like hedgehogs and frogs.

    Save The Pingu!
  20. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Trampolines on each side of the road. Best idea ever. Unfortunately not mine, but still...
  21. spiky Bar Wench

    There's also the ubiquitous sling shot or ACME rockets to get penguins to cross the road...

    Reminds of a joke...

    Why did the penguin cross the road?
  22. Katcal I Aten't French !

    To get away from Rinso ?
  23. spiky Bar Wench

    No. Because some bloody great big polar bear has just hit it in the arse with a club.*

    This wasn't so much a joke as something i made up... I figured other people would come up with better endings... Congrats to Kat in her effort to finish a joke that I didn't know how to.
  24. mazekin Member


    It may be something you made up, but it still made me laugh...as did Kat's.:D
  25. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Tut, tut, spiky, 'tis not a polar bear, 'tis a Yeti !
  26. spiky Bar Wench

    piffle. It looks like a polar bear, a polar bear on acid true, but still a polar bear.
  27. Katcal I Aten't French !

  28. Pepster New Member

    ;)

    Exactly, I have found that there is to much cheese on most pizza these days anyway. They try to cram it everywhere; in the base, in the crust, in little pull of things on the crust.

    Oh there would be depression to start with, in reality it would be similar to taking someone off addictive drugs in a way when people realise that they have to take care of themselves and be responsible for their own actions.

    Once it became the norm, with the weak bludgers dying in the gutter and such, it would be very interesting to see what would result from it in 10 years.
  29. wilva New Member


    oh good on you pepster leave the under priviledged to die in gutters, but who would pick them up???
  30. Pepster New Member

    I'm torn between leaving them there as a example, or selling them to medical research companies.
  31. wilva New Member

    oh pepster u are a little harsh! :wink:

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