If the poster above me were a... (game)

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Buzzfloyd, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    The rules:

    A category will be given.
    You post to say "If the poster above me were a [category], they would be..."
    I or an appointed other will intermittently change the category.

    The current category is... animal.

    So the next person in the thread should post what kind of animal I would be, and the next poster says what kind of animal that person would be and so on.
  2. Katcal I Aten't French !

    If Grace was an animal, she would be an owl. Probably one with a treehouse and a doorbell...
  3. spiky Bar Wench

    If Kat was an animal, she would be a genetic hybrid between a bunny and a cat. So she'd have sex all day while sleeping continuously.
  4. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Sounds good to me :D
    (this is just a comment, next player play with spiky please - no pun intended)
  5. Orrdos God

    Spiky would be a.... kangaroo.

    Er, cause it's australian.

    Hm. I probably should have thought about that a bit more.
  6. chrisjordan New Member

    Doors would be...an ANGRY SLOTH.

    This just in...

    Mr. HYPNOTOAD says:
    oh, i'll kill you. one day.

    Mr. HYPNOTOAD says:
    when i can be arsed
  7. Mynona Member

    if the person above me would be an animal - chris would be a jack russel terrier; small, tenatious and excitable
  8. chrisjordan New Member

  9. Electric_Man Templar

    If Mynona was an animal, she would be a penguin. Short, lives in the cold and has a murderous stare.

    If you don't believe the last part, you should probably see her now for proof.
  10. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    If Ben were an animal he'd be a.......wait for it......WEASLE!
  11. mowgli New Member

    If Om was an animal, she would be a tree. :). Because they're wise, and inspiring, and can club you something fierce if they feel you deserve it.
  12. Electric_Man Templar

    And the winner of most predictable answer of the millennium goes toom!
  13. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Well, that would depend on what you hit her with.

    Are trees animals ?
  14. mowgli New Member

  15. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Thank you, thank you all so much. I'd like to thank my lack of creativity, my love of teasing Ben and all things garnerish for this win. You like me, you really like me *sobs*
  16. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    If Mowgli were an animal, she would be a bee, because they are very industrious, surprisingly intelligent and coming from other countries to take over ours.

    Subject change! New category... type of film.
  17. Orrdos God

    Grace would be one of those 1950s educational videos.

    "How to drive a motorvehicle" or "how to enjoy your eye glasses"

    Something like that
  18. Electric_Man Templar

    Doors would be a half-hearted remake of a classic comic strip, because everyone hates them.
  19. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Ben would be the latest remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Carrots.
  20. Bradthewonderllama New Member

    If Kat were a type of film, she'd be a Python film, because she's amusing, English, and is involved with rabbits...
  21. spiky Bar Wench

    If Brad were a film he'd be a war epic... he can fight, he can kill and yet he can be all warm, mushy, human and string a complete sentence together.
  22. Katcal I Aten't French !

    :lol: Thanks Brad, that made me laugh !
  23. chrisjordan New Member

    Spiky would be a rock band documentary. Unashamed, brash and there for the fun of it.
  24. plaid New Member

    chris, i think, would be the very craziest sort of action film, set on some strange and distant planet.
  25. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Plaid would be a foreign arthouse film. Not always drawing on the same frames of reference as the rest of us, sometimes hard to understand, but worth it once you take the trouble, and always churning out beautiful images regardless.

    New category... food!
  26. Katcal I Aten't French !

    If Grace was a food she would be a... hmm...

    I think I'll go for a scone, traditional English style with thick cream and raspberry jam. Yummy. (The scone, not Grace, Garner, put that axe down...)
  27. spiky Bar Wench

    If Kat was a food she'd be something French made by an Englishman, Rick Stein's Cassulet, incredibly rich but tasty though...
  28. Katcal I Aten't French !

    If I'm allowed to be picky, I'd rather be a Jamie Oliver dish, or at the very worse a Gordon Bloody Ramsey... ;)
  29. Ba Lord of the Pies

    [-]If Katcal were a kind of food, she'd be an Englishwoman living in France.[/-]

    If Spiky were a kind of food, she would be an Australian.
  30. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Ba was supposed to be playing with spiky, not me, pfff...
  31. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Ah. Ba's apologies. He has edited his post.
  32. TamyraMcG Active Member

    If Ba were a type of food, well it's just too easy isn't it? I just can't decide what filling it would have, something savory or something sweet, maybe something nutty? Okay you decide for yourself, its Pie anyway.
  33. Nester New Member

    If Tamyra was a food she'd be Lefsa. Or possibly lutefisk. Because all Minnesotans live off of these two staples.
  34. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    If Nester were a type of food he's probably be a buffalo burger with bacon and pepperjack cheese (medium rare).
  35. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Ooooh, I could soooo eat Nester, right now !

    Next person plays with Om.
  36. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    If Om were a food, she'd be a banana curry; fruity, spicey, of mixed origin, very weird but nice nonetheless.

    Change of category! The new category is... vehicle.

    I also hereby nominate CJ for category-changing powers, should he choose to accept!
  37. Ba Lord of the Pies

    If Grace were a vehicle, she'd be some manner of hippy vehicle reconfigured to run on soy products.
  38. Nester New Member

    If Ba were a vehicle he'd be a hearse. With flames. And possibly one that plays the same song as an ice cream truck....
  39. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    A Soya-powered VW Microbus? Hmmmm... I like it...
  40. chrisjordan New Member

    Je suis accept. For Grace is so lazy.

    (P.S. I am allowed to forget about this.)
  41. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I want one !!!

    If chris was a vehicle he would be... hmmm... A beetle, painted bright pink with orange flowers, and a furry yellow interior.
  42. chrisjordan New Member

    Nester was next, I think.

    Also: wha?!
  43. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Personally I think he would be the pope-mobile. :)
  44. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Oh ok, if nester was a vehicle he would be a beer delivery truck.
  45. OmKranti Yogi Wench

  46. spiky Bar Wench

  47. fairyliquid New Member

    If Spiky were a car she'd have to be some sort of four wheel drive because they can survive through just about anything. Plus she lives in Australia, lots of space to drive in circles without finding any roads...
  48. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Dude, thats so awesome.

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