Destructive Descriptions..

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by sampanna, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. sampanna New Member

    This is a .. game. It is supposed to be fun. For everyone. Maybe.

    The goal is simple: We choose one person, and others post an (at most) one sentence description of the victim .. umm .. chosen one. The funniest entry wins.

    Katcal: French.

    The victor will be chosen by popular poll. We can start a new round after a couple of days ..

    The 'chosen one' for the first round, selected randomly (using a random number generator, honest!) is Delphine.
    Fire away :)

    Edited: to add the poll
  2. Electric_Man Templar

    What can I say about the snaily, afroed one with the deep, monotonic, yet posh voice, apart from: bich.
  3. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:2921455353="sampanna"]Katcal: French.[/quote:2921455353]
    Ouch !!! :( :cry: There should be some rules about not hitting beneath the belt, shouldn't there ?

    As for Delphine, well... The kid doesn't even have a pillow, what more needs to be said ?
  4. Angua_rox New Member

    I want to play, but am hampered by my lack of knowledge of people!!
  5. Electric_Man Templar

    Hey, I just told you everything you need to know about Delphine :D
  6. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:a87a5effd3="Angua_rox"]I want to play, but am hampered by my lack of knowledge of people!![/quote:a87a5effd3]
    Since when does one need to know anything about people to slander them ? ;)
  7. KaptenKaries New Member

    Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.
  8. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:caae1fcbb9="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:caae1fcbb9]
    That's a quality !!!! :shock:
  9. Maljonic Administrator

    [quote:e901a483e3="a really good full of words book"][b:e901a483e3]Delphine[/b:e901a483e3]


    [i:e901a483e3]see also: drunk[/i:e901a483e3][/quote:e901a483e3]
  10. KaptenKaries New Member

    [quote:54d913604a="Katcal"][quote:54d913604a="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:54d913604a]
    That's a quality !!!! :shock:[/quote:54d913604a]

    Noone said we had to be evil. I just picked a property of her not previously mentioned in the thread.
  11. Hsing Moderator

    We've never met in person, but if the combined features of her nicknames, her Boardfic personalities, her Tripod character and her msn persona say anything about her, she is an extremely slow, yet openminded, if not totally funkadelic, cape wearing gastropod with extremist tendencies in the hair cut department.

    And I wonder what she will say if she finds out about this thread.
  12. chrisjordan New Member

    Ella: Saviour of the Grooviverse.
  13. Delphine New Member


    Well! Delphine is a charming, witty, teetotal, extremely quick minded international newsreader with really cool hair, a membership at the local golf club, her own cookery show and possibly some deeply held delusions.
  14. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Ella: Gold digger with frighteningly low standards.
  15. Hex New Member

    Ella: Delusional with snail-like tendencies
  16. spiky Bar Wench

    (I think all that needs to be said about Ella has been said so I shall move along...)

    Doors: the person who may not have the answer to life, the universe and everything but can certainly take the blame for it.
  17. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:e93bc544b5="KaptenKaries"][quote:e93bc544b5="Katcal"][quote:e93bc544b5="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:e93bc544b5]
    That's a quality !!!! :shock:[/quote:e93bc544b5]

    Noone said we had to be evil. I just picked a property of her not previously mentioned in the thread.[/quote:e93bc544b5]
    The title being "Destructive descriptions", and words like "victim" and "French" being used, I kind of thought it was meant to be negative, may I be corrected if this is not the case...

    However, of course, in Doors' case, there's not really much choice, however, I must refrain, or Garner will squish me.
  18. Guest Guest

    DOORS see also: pornagraphic movies involving sheep.....
  19. Delphine New Member

    Aww, you guys.

    Mangling all your comments together paints a very interesting picture. If it really does look anything like me, i'm seeking therapy. ;)
  20. Electric_Man Templar

    It'll be for the best.
  21. Delphine New Member

    Not for the therapist.

    Me: Doctor Doctor I think i'm a slow, posh, cape wearing, gold digging, Grooviverse-superhero bich with frighteningly low standards, huge hair and a drink problem.

    Therapist: *head explodes*
  22. sampanna New Member


    At this point, I think we can close the Delphine thread .. which brings me to a logistical problem .. how do we choose a winner?

    And since this thread should not descend to a brawl, we shall hold off further comments on anyone (read Doors) till the next *random* choice.

    In the meantime, let me think of a way to choosing the winner .. I'm tending towards a panel of three, one of whom should be Delphine.
  23. Hsing Moderator

    A poll? I think you can edit one into this thread.
  24. Angua_rox New Member

    You're so right, but now the thread is closed anyway. However, I shall join in slandering the next *randomly* suggested victim, (ie doors).
  25. sampanna New Member

    Thanks Hsing!
    Poll added .. voting will be open for a day.
  26. spiky Bar Wench

    Dammit, and I finally came up with a good one for Delphine... Oh well I shall share it anyway.

    The definition of snails: Boogas with helmuts on.
  27. Hsing Moderator

    I voted for Chrisjordan...
  28. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Smart, sexy people vote for Ba.
  29. Guest Guest

    awwww thanks Ba! i feel smart and sexy now!
  30. Victimov8 New Member

    Ah - such modesty...
  31. Electric_Man Templar


    Hex says:
    your face is wrong!
    Ben says:
    your mum is wrong
    Hex says:
    your existence is wrong
    Ben says:
    your pudding is slightly suspicious
    Hex says:
    your weasels are slightly drunk
    Ben says:
    your affiliation to the national tiddlywinks association is tenuous
    Hex says:
    your association with the society of morris dancers is rather disconcerting
    Ben says:
    your predeliction for using phrases far beyond your understanding is unscintilating
    Hex says:
    your insitence on pontificating is making my brain feel quite precariously sore
    Ben says:
    your moralistic morose musings maintain many moronical misapprehensions
    Chris says:
    you both suck bum
    Orrdos says:
  32. Hex New Member

    Shockingly enough, everything said in that exchange was true.

    Except the bum contribution from Chris.

    Also the part about the tiddlywinks.
    I suck at tiddlywinks.
  33. chrisjordan New Member

    Yeah, that was more...extremely true.

    Also edit: 'bum contribution'?!
  34. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Clearly, there are at least fourteen unsexy, unintelligent people on the board. [i:ca423a0910]Communist[/i:ca423a0910] people.
  35. Bradthewonderllama New Member

    [quote:3658737ab9="Ba"]Clearly, there are at least fourteen unsexy, unintelligent people on the board. [i:3658737ab9]Communist[/i:3658737ab9] people.[/quote:3658737ab9]

  36. Delphine New Member

    Don't fall for Ba's cunning syllogistic ruses! He doesn't mean it! Smart, sexy people make their [i:716fff57dc]own[/i:716fff57dc] minds up. Like me! I voted for Hsing, and remain as smart and sexy as ever. Yes, as smart and sexy as everyone seems to think I am, looking at the replies to this thread.

    (I choose to believe that when people went to type "smart and sexy" they typo'd it as "slow and drunk". Damn keys are right next to each other.)

    Delusion makes the world a better place.
  37. sampanna New Member

    So the Snail wins :) :shock:

    After a brief hiatus, I managed to get around to clicking RAND on the ole' calculator, and the lucky one is: ChrisJordan! Which rather coincides with the "Doors met" series ..

    Mal: is it possible to re-edit a poll? Can you use your administrative powers to do that?
  38. Bradthewonderllama New Member

    Chris: Scurrilous Scouser who will steal even your scones.
  39. Hsing Moderator

    [quote:643868e8d6](I choose to believe that when people went to type "smart and sexy" they typo'd it as "slow and drunk". Damn keys are right next to each other.) [/quote:643868e8d6]

    [i:643868e8d6]That [/i:643868e8d6]was [i:643868e8d6]my [/i:643868e8d6]favourite quote of the day.

    Other than that, Sam, why not make a second thread dedicated to Chris alone? :p
  40. Electric_Man Templar

    Christine: hlover hof 'amster pants, 'ubcaps, 'olding 'ands hwith 'effalumps hand hother 'air-hraising hactivities.

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