Right. There may be some confusion as to who's a Witdan and who isn't. This thread will hopefully explain things. First is the High Priestess. The duties involve organizing sacrifices and donations. This is Saccharissa Cripslock. All hail Saccharissa! Next is the Grand Spatula, Chris Jordan. He's in charge of organizing the rest of the clergy, and removing burnt bits from the frying pans. Roman K is the Right Honourable Sugar Tin. His duties involve providing sugar for the baking and scribing the Book of Ba. After this is the Most Reverend Pie Chef, Brad the Wonder Llama. He is in charge of baking pies. If insufficient pies are baked, he is whipped until they are. My-Own-Identity is the Assistant to the Most Reverend Pie Chef and answers directly to him. Then comes Leather Monkey. He's the Official Collector of Ensurance Monies. Ensurance is something like Insurance, except it makes sure the horrible event, such as smiting, doesn't happen in the first place. He has the authority to recruit his own burly assistants to help him in his task. Pineapple Chunks is the Most Humble Ingrediant. This is purely a figurative title. She isn't actually made into pie. She serves pie and polishes the altar. So long as she does it well, it will remain figurative. Mazekin is Angel of Pie. Finally, there are the Acolytes. There are several of these. MoonCatBlue is the Acolyte in Charge of Procurement of Unspeakable Culinary Implements. She makes sure that the kitchen is well supplied. Victim of 8 is Acolyte in Charge of the Weasels. He makes sure they have enough to eat and get plenty of exersize. He also gives special care to Snippy. Toaf is Acolyte in Charge of Making Sure that Fluffy Doesn't Eat Anyone and Uses the Litterbox. This should be fairly clear, even to Doormen. Kat in the Hat is Acolyte in Charge of Recruitment and Retention. She's in charge of recruiting new members into the church and making sure they stay in the church. Miss Teak is Acolyte in Charge of General Shenanigans. It shall be her duty to try and prevent an overabundance of shenanigans in the church, hopefully funneling that energy off into useful pursuits, like pie-making and the killing of Ba's enemies. Cynical Youth is Acolyte in Charge of Unnatural Selection. This involves a great deal of killing people. Quoth the Raven is Acolyte in Charge of Smacking Random People on the Head with Live Trout. This involves the use of fish as a blunt instrument.