Because squash is a sticky liquid and you're supposed to drink it, not sit in it! Why aren't solar powered refrigerators widely used in the desert?
Because not a lot of people that live in the desert can lug around a great big refigirator.... (being nomadic and all) How does tephlon stick to the pan if nothing sticks to tephlon?
because the pan isn't really there...it is merely an illusion of Tephlons that the pan is sticking to her while the pan doesn't exist and cannot, therefore, stick to tephlon. What is your opionion on dancing dinosaurs?
That they should confine their dancing to buildings with well reinforced floors. Unless they happen to be purple, then they should dance on balsa wood over pits full of leeches. Who ate my last yogurt and did they do it to make me eat halloween candy for breakfast again today?
I'm going to guess that it was a cat, nasty little buggers get everywhere has anyone else played this?
That was fun.... Why do the little printer/copier goblins come and visist when you have 3million training manuals to print..
So that, when they are done fucking up your timetable they can point to you and say: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA what a stupid loser!"* :lol: Why is organic chemistry so easy? I studied a whole semester's work in half a day and i still waxed the exam. Yippppeeeeee!!! *This is the opinion of the goblins themselves and does not reflect the opinion of the poster in anywhay at all...
When you were small you wished upon a star and your wish to be an organic chemistry genius has finally come true. Can you convert organic chemistry genius into pre calculus genius? I don't have any.
sorry, pre calculus is a unique gift and can only come from the pre calc fairy as its such an abomination it cannot be merely converted but must come from pure pre-calc fairy dust...but you can contact said fairy at totallyscrewed@fairydust.com...and offer lots of chocolate! do you think that email exists?
I hope it does, I just sent an email to it asking what pre calc is does anyone else think that this smily :!: could be hinting something?
Depends on which track my mind is currently on... :? Why does time draaaaaaag when you want it to go fast, and fly by when you want it to slow down?
Because you made baby Jesus cry and now God hates you. Why does the Twilight Zone music make me laugh?
Because the "Baywatch Nights" themesong (music) makes you cry. Why did i just miss dinner??? HUNGRY!!!
Because you didnt eat it....well duh! red with green polka dits or blue with orange polka dots or yellow with purple polka dots?
Not sure, it its teeth were too long it might wipe itself out... What was the last thing you ate that you hadn't eaten for years?* *i.e. I had a Rusian slice from the bakery this morning, hadn't had one of those for about ten years!
candy floss! (I last had it when I was 5 and my grandfather started telling me horror stories about lossing teeth because of the sugar :? but I argue that this time the $2 went to charity and I just had to eat it after that otherwise it would have been a waste!) will all my teeth fall out now?
With time yes but i doubt it'll be because of one....whatever the measurment is of candy floss. once I've read Thud! will it be worth reading Dan Browns Deception point? I've heard that it isn't a particulaly good book but i have it waiting next to my bed :?
You will enjoy it while reading it, out it down then wonder why because as soon as you put some thought into it...it's not all that different from the others he has written. I'd still read it though, there is some interesting facts and, like I said, you should enjoy it while reading it. It wont compare to THUD! I'm sure (im waiting for the paperback so don't know) but then they are completly different styles of writting. How long do you think I could stand on my head for before falling over or getting bored or ny other reason?
Because my work desk is too uncofortable to sleep on. What colour do smurfs turn when you choke them?
Red. Its the embarassment of it all. Why when I can go to a nice comfy bed do I chose to sit typing at my computer...
because your computer is transmitting pshychneurological controle waves which interacts with your prefrontal cortecs and turns you into a mindless internet zombie. What did i just say?
[quote:e15fe35932="Smoking_GNU"]because your computer is transmitting pshychneurological controle waves which interacts with your prefrontal cortecs and turns you into a mindless internet zombie.[/quote:e15fe35932] What was the best thing [b:e15fe35932][i:e15fe35932]before[/i:e15fe35932][/b:e15fe35932] sliced bread?
doubt it, they'd have to grow a bit too how much would a pink elephant be sold for on Ebay? approximatly
duh, DUH! What is the amount of time before my biology exam will i realize the importance of being well prepared for everything i do and start studying? (awnsers to be given in monuits, to the nearest ten seconds)
errm 256 monuits and zero seconds is my bet. Why does someone like me, who hates to lose, make a bet like that when he doesn't know how many monuits are in an hour?
So someone like me can come up with an explanation. If 'monuit' is a bastardization/grammar mistake of French, then it is actually 'my night,' which means one must ask how many of 'my nights' are in one hour. Less than one. Approximately .375, if my math is correct. Is my math correct?
I have no idea but it sounds damn impressive...and thats enough for me Is maths that sounds impressive by using numbers that include decimal places or negtive signs (because anything more complicated than 1,2,3,4 is way over us left-brained individual's heads) actually imressive or do fancy explinations (with french translations included) cloud our vision? edit to fix stuff, cause that what editin's all about
Oui, parce que c'est très amusante quand le gens ne comprennent pas. What is the point of pointless assignments?
ozzer: dunno but better than pointless exams brad: cause they add fruit...doy! Why do I suddenly miss British weather ?
Because your a long way from a regular winter, I should say any winter, and its starting to have its charms. But believe me you'll get over that craving after 5 minutes of blistering cold, driving rain, and the inability to see the sun for 6 months because its still dark when you get to work and dark again when you leave work... Winter is highly over-rated. Does any one else miss winter?
[quote:ecce818484="spiky"]Does any one else miss winter?[/quote:ecce818484] I miss winter because it means Christmas is a long time away but I do not miss getting soaked in the 7 yards it takes me to get from my car to my flat. Question: Is it just me or do spiders seem bigger these days? :shock:
I take huge offence at that. I'll have you know I've been dieting for months!!! Should I have the chocolate or not?
Approximating the widest point of my head as a perfect circle, it's the same as everything else... 2*Pi*r What is the radius of your head?
less than a week. Stomach cramps :? If I kill a teacher because of homework, can I claim self-defense?
No, but you might be able to plead insanity. Why is it, that when I try to safely remove my external hard drive, it says "cannot do so at this time - please try again later", even after I close all programs AND restart the computer? ::edited for clarity::
No, but I'm currently listening to Rob Zombie's Dragula (Hot Rod Herman Remix). I'm going to put a question mark at the end of this statement?
Umm...yes. Why must the computer shut down while I'm working(for no reason) and then require you to be an authorized user(which I am not) to get back on?
Because God hates you and you make baby Jesus cry. Why do I find that answer appropiate for almost every question?
Shit ship, because its bigger and if you throw some paint on it and swab the deck a bit you could probably pawn it off on some unsuspecting pleb as a luxury yaht and make a bit of dosh. Have I been reading too much Bastard Operator From Hell?
Possibly. Is this really the 10,000th* post in Boardania? * it was when I checked: editted to add th and be sillier
[quote:86874a601d="TamyraMcG"]Possibly. Is this really the 10,000th* post in Boardania? * it was when I checked: editted to add th and be sillier[/quote:86874a601d] Yep.
Earth-Moon distance ranges from about 360,000 to 405, 000 kilometers, depending on the position in the Moon's orbit. The average Earth-Moon distance is about 385,000 km, which is about 9.5 times the circumference of the Earth. Why the heck did I have to Google this? I jused to know such trivial stuff!
because google was made for these sort of silly triva things and intentionally forced you to forget it by bombarding you with other stupid facts you have searched for over the years are you feeling chrismassy?
