...... (no question to awnser).... Why don't we just calm down and have a nice cup of... of... of...of whatever you like, how about that. We don't want to get nasty here, do we?
That axe just a prop then? OOh well i was hopeing for a little reistance...meh any i've calmed down a bit....broke my wardobe, blooded my fists and nearly kiled scott allready. anyway i'm hungry has anyone got a packet of M&M's i can have?
sure..they're just a 12 hour plane flight away! (not adding in a connecting flight and waiting times, oh and not to mention delays bumping up the time to about 24 hours) how important is chocolate in your everyday life?
(Looks around to see if Dane is still around) Tomorrow. Next weekend on the outside, or the end of the month for definite. What's your favourite alcoholic drink?
don't drink, i'm too young to drink if you could die your hair any colour....just for the pure sake of it, no thinking about how it isn't good for you, etc, etc....what colour would you die it?
Vomit green. Here is a presentation: : :vom: This usually happens after your favourite alcholoc drink, or several favourite alcholic drinks, or just plain alchol. What is your favourite non-alcholic drink?
ice lemon tea (must be lipton)...funnily enough I don't like tea... what is your least favourite drink?
bulls urine Why must we do coursework on Disney? My teachers been telling me that Disney has Logos that rival Coke-a-cola and even McDonalds and that Mickey Mouse is the best know cartoon charictor in the world. She's been saying that underneath all the happy smiles etc etc of the Disney corperation is an evil thirst for money and a hell of a lot of coruption. The things that gets me though is that if it's that big and evil why do we do coursework on it? It seems to me that educating us on it is the perfect way to advertise it to young people. so Wile my teacher says don't get involved with the Disney corperation she feeds it to us in every lessons. Can no one else see the contridiction in this?
Secretly your teacher works for Disney and she knows that all students are stubborn and whatever you tell them not to do they will do so now all of your fellow students will go get jobs at Disney. Is there [b:7011b5677e]any[/b:7011b5677e] normal person out there who actually likes and fully understands pre-calculus?
the moon...where cheese originated and rained down on us to provide us with something to stick on bread what is your favourite thing to put on a sandwich?
Bacon I'm kinda turning into the steriotypical emo boy, just wondering what your steriotypes on emo's are
I quite liked Emo - especially when he bit Parkinson on the bum. Couldn't [i:fc448d011c][b:fc448d011c]stand [/b:fc448d011c][/i:fc448d011c]that Rod Hull though. (Apologies to non British readers) Is it okay to jump back to the previous entry when you haven't understood a combined question and answer?
yes because the combined question and answer was just confusion over the previous post...I'd explain what it is smoking_gnu but I think I have been ignoring british tv for a little to long... How long do you think you could survive out of 'civilization'? ie without technology/comfy beds/luxuries/etc.
Would the technology (not available to you outside of civilization) include matches, a knife (swiss army), a certain amount of cloth, some fishing gear (net and/or fishing line), a bigger nife, a spear like contraption, some rugged and long lasting clothes, rope and some companionship. Then yes, if it was on a desert island with no-one to bother me exept my "companion" (female). What kind of girl/guy do you go for (if your not allready married, in which case i would advise you not to awnser)?
Arranged marrige? I think sleepys reference to Emo went right over my head. I was talking about the music, dress sense and mindset...Still you might be talking about the same thing and me not realise or you may have gotten the wrong end of the stick. so my question: if you could grow hair in any place you can't currently where would it be and why?
[quote:a569d524aa="Dane"]Arranged marrige? I think sleepys reference to Emo went right over my head. I was talking about the music, dress sense and mindset...Still you might be talking about the same thing and me not realise or you may have gotten the wrong end of the stick. [/quote:a569d524aa] He typoed "emu" You're probably too young to recall that though.
Dont do today what you can put of till another! What is the best practical joke I could play on a collegue today?
Hijack his wife (if he has one). Put hidden cameras near him. See if he is worried or relieved. After the prank is over send the video to his wife if, and only if, he looked relieved. Why doesn't money last long?
Cos you spend it too quickly :badgrin: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(Old one, i think it has allready been asked, but no worries) About 63.472 qubits worth. Why would a woodchuck chuck wood?
Because the wood was bothering him and he chucked it out. Why do men think women are difficult and women think men are off their rockers...
because a women forgives but never forgets a man forgets but never forgives what sound does one hand clapping make?
All, otherwise we would be stuck in a void of nothingness and the question would not exist and where is the fun in that? What is worse...incesant noise or complete ringing silence?
Noise. With scilence you can create your own amount of noise to suit your needs. Farting, playing music ect. You can use the scilence to study also, which you cannot do with noise. Do I really want to ask a question?
Shower - for the rules, check [color=blue:5935577aa8]here[/color:5935577aa8] Do crabs think [i:5935577aa8]we [/i:5935577aa8]walk sideways?
I would inagine so. Do you think they have names like 'Bob' and 'Jack' or names like 'Fiddlepoon Waterdale' and 'Snorklmelloy Shinderdoodle'?
The level of stupidity, arrogance and corruption acts as a heat sink. Why does N America have so few public holidays (whole day off as holiday, and only 3, i think)?
Would that be Babylon Mesopotamia, Babylon the small town somwhere in america or Babylon 5? Why bananas?
It's a manifestation of the subjugation of woman caused by millennia of patriarchy, as well as the fact that we would have chosen blue, but the boys got it first. Am I for real?
Probably. I never had GCSE ICT but i did have business studies, as we were also on the GCSE cirriculumin Namibia, until this year.
Your lucky, it is useless. I took ICT thinking I'd learn about how to use microsoft office (and such programmes) and learn about the hardware and possibly programming. What i get is "how does ICT affect three groups of people affected by law and order"! does anyone else see my frustration?
yes I'm another idiot who took IT...well IGCSE but its the same thing only less coursework. Look on the bright side...get a C and you have passed, you now have some qualification in technology and it looks good on CV's as IT is needed in most things. It gets better though...the website is fun-ish, just make sure the topic is interesting otherwise the written report will kill you. what do you think about lime green cheese?
It will probably make you sick. or run away when you try to eat it The blue ones are better. Why is it when we have surface blast in the mine pit I'm always outside smoking? (Surface blast: the type of blast that makes your office rattle and your stuff fall out of book cases and our offices are 3km away from the pit)
Because you lean against the red "[b:f3e5f71c01][color=red:f3e5f71c01]do not push[/color:f3e5f71c01][/b:f3e5f71c01]" button on the wall when you smoke Would life be more fun if it was a musical?
Would life be more fun if it was a musical? Probably would be but we'd all have really sore throats all the time. Question: Is it wrong for someone to wish harm upon another person, in any circumstance?
Not if that person doing the wishing is Ba, in which case he wont just stop at wishing. Why do people allways do the things they do?
The best what? (That was too easy....) Why is there never anything worth watching on TV on Saturday nights?
Because the TV channels understand that most people are out on a saturday night enjoying themselves, so they don't have to make the effort to put in any good programming. Why am i so smart (not trying to brag or impress or ANYTHING like that!) sometimes and then 5 minuts later i am so utterly stupid???
Because there is only so much smart to go around and you keep wasting yours in short bursts Why am I no good at back-hand returns in squash?
