Happy Birthday, it's also my dad's birthday today so...erm...yeah. Rinso, I hope you get that beard you wanted. Kenny, I hope the police didn't catch your family and friends "shopping" for your presents.
I call Number one Doorman on this board! In your giant scouse Face kenny! oh, and happy birthday mate! Have a good one! TO ME, TO YOU, TO ME, TO YOU!
Happy birthday Rinso and Kenny. Rinso, I bought you a pillow. Kenny, I bought you a holiday to go swimming with dolphins. Don't drink too much, either of you :vom:
Happy Birthday guys. Wish I could celebrate with you, but I've got to work tomorrow. I'll just postpone my celebration of your birthdays until this weekend. I'm not drinking for me this weekend, I'm drinking for you.
Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You smell like an orangutan And you look like one too To you both (and my brother)
Happy Birthday!! May you bask in the glory of many beers and drown in your drunkeness! *free beer for all*
Two shots* in your honor coming right up.... *The liquidy, tasty kind. Not the metal, fast moving, painful kind.
Joyeuxes Anniversaires! Soyez sages What am I saying? Soyez as unsages as you can manage! Two virtual brandy and scumbles, no rocks, don't let them touch the sides.
Happy Birthday to you both. For today, I wish...... You never see the bottom of your pint and nobody tries to give you the "bumps". (It doesn't matter your age, someone always comes up with the idea. Usually after several glasses of something green with an umbrella and/or unidentified vegetable therein)
happy birthday to you stick your head down the loo and since its your birthday ill flush it for you! ~*~*~*~*~*~ sorry, coundn't help myself thanks spikey for reminding me of it, even if you didnt mean to! happy birthday and may you have many more
Rincewind Wrote: Not fair! We rolled for number one doorman and I won, therefore I am number one doorman. See, logic is my middle name. Thanks for the birthdays greetings guys and Rinso I hope you have a great day, though not quite as great as mine.
Happy birthday Doormen Number One! Just don't beat each other up over the title until tomorrow, okay? Pirate King?! Can I pet your monkey in a parrot suit? Edit: That is, the monkey is in a parrot suit. Not me wearing a parrot suit while petting the monkey. Unless I wear a parrot suit while petting the monkey dressed up as a parrot...
My work just gave me cake. It was a cheesecake covered in penny* sweets. and It did rock! *well, these days it's like 7p sweets.
Oh, so he isn't one of these bosses that pretends to be nice but you know fine well that he hates anyone who doesn't have money to give him? I've heard about them bosses who use people power, and are nice to their workers, they normally end up six meet under, literally and in debt. I mean, can you imagine the expense a company would have to pay to buy a cake for all their workers, and can you imagine the sneering from the other bigger companies?
Hmmm - I work for quite a large multi-national - and we all get cakes on our birthday and sausage rolls no wine though
