Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Maljonic, Aug 18, 2005.
Happy birthday dudes, two thingies with one whatsit.
Happy birthday, my loyal followers
Happy Birthday, it's also my dad's birthday today so...erm...yeah.
Rinso, I hope you get that beard you wanted.
Kenny, I hope the police didn't catch your family and friends "shopping" for your presents.
Happy birthday Guys and happy birthday Board! (Before was conception... )
Congrats to the two original doormen!
I call Number one Doorman on this board!
In your giant scouse Face kenny!
oh, and happy birthday mate!
Have a good one!
TO ME, TO YOU, TO ME, TO YOU!
Happy birthday Rinso and Kenny.
Rinso, I bought you a pillow.
Kenny, I bought you a holiday to go swimming with dolphins.
Don't drink too much, either of you :vom:
Happy Birthday guys. Wish I could celebrate with you, but I've got to work tomorrow. I'll just postpone my celebration of your birthdays until this weekend. I'm not drinking for me this weekend, I'm drinking for you.
Happy Birthday to Rinso and Kenny
Have a damn fine time 8)
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You smell like an orangutan
And you look like one too
To you both (and my brother)
May you bask in the glory of many beers and drown in your drunkeness!
*free beer for all*
*Gives false ID*
You don't need a false ID. Drinking age in Boardania is arbitrary, as the beer is virtual.
Happy birthday guys, hope you had a good one.
Gefeliciteerd en een prettige verjaardag voor jullie beiden.
Two shots* in your honor coming right up....
*The liquidy, tasty kind. Not the metal, fast moving, painful kind.
What am I saying? Soyez as unsages as you can manage! Two virtual brandy and scumbles, no rocks, don't let them touch the sides.
Happy birthday, mates!
Yah, happy birthday! I advise using any money you get to open up a loan company!
Happy Birthday to the gruesome twosome
Happy Birthday to you both.
For today, I wish......
You never see the bottom of your pint and nobody tries to give you the "bumps".
(It doesn't matter your age, someone always comes up with the idea. Usually after several glasses of something green with an umbrella and/or unidentified vegetable therein)
happy birthday to you
stick your head down the loo
and since its your birthday
ill flush it for you!
sorry, coundn't help myself
thanks spikey for reminding me of it, even if you didnt mean to!
happy birthday and may you have many more
Happy birthday both.
Here's to a long celebration and a short hangover!
Happy birthday to our favourite chuckle monks!
Not fair! We rolled for number one doorman and I won, therefore I am number one doorman. See, logic is my middle name.
Thanks for the birthdays greetings guys and Rinso I hope you have a great day, though not quite as great as mine.
We also rolled that I'm the Pirate King!
Happy birthday Doormen Number One! Just don't beat each other up over the title until tomorrow, okay?
Pirate King?! Can I pet your monkey in a parrot suit?
Edit: That is, the monkey is in a parrot suit. Not me wearing a parrot suit while petting the monkey. Unless I wear a parrot suit while petting the monkey dressed up as a parrot...
Yes. Yes you can.
Yay Hermes posting!
If only accomplishing all life goals were that easy
You are STAYING this time! Even if I have to get Mal to Sticky you!
Happy Birthday Doormen Numbers One.
My work just gave me cake.
It was a cheesecake covered in penny* sweets. and It did rock!
*well, these days it's like 7p sweets.
was is nice?
did he dock your wages?
have a good one you two! :badgrin:
It was very nice!
and, as far as i know, they didn't dock it out of my wages.
Oh, so he isn't one of these bosses that pretends to be nice but you know fine well that he hates anyone who doesn't have money to give him?
I've heard about them bosses who use people power, and are nice to their workers, they normally end up six meet under, literally and in debt.
I mean, can you imagine the expense a company would have to pay to buy a cake for all their workers, and can you imagine the sneering from the other bigger companies?
Nah! Everyone here gets a cake and wine on there birthday. The boses seem nice enough.
good lord, have they gone into administration yet?
Hmmm - I work for quite a large multi-national - and we all get cakes on our birthday
and sausage rolls
no wine though
sausage rolls? OMGWTFHAX.
I want a sausage roll for my birthday.
Happy belate... hey! Wait! I'm in time! Happy birthday.
And they wonder why its called the "terrible twos" :roll:
Happy Birthday you chaps!
Drunkymonkey, you aren't Scottish by any chance, are you?
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