Go on, give me a caption...

I was clearing out my phone memory and came across this picture of the brother-in-law.
I think it needs a suitable caption. Over to you guys...

As far as I was aware the glass did not contain acid, sardines, random cutlery or pieces of pie.




edit: You can have as many attempts as you like.

"Hmm, is that a fly or a wasp ?"

A moment of philosophy: Is the glass half full or half empty.
Real life returns: Crap, no free refills. Maybe if I just stare at it long enough I can make it fill back up again.

"Half a pint later, Bob is still wondering when those beer goggles will be delivered."

"They said the beer would be like my wife, sweet and rich, but it's more like my mother-in-law, pale and bitter."

"David Attenborough style shirt: £10.
Retro pilot-shades: £16.
Renting a SUV to fool the missus you're going on a hike: £75.
A cold beer in the warm sun: priceless."

"You think I'm funny, punk?"

"I love you so much I could kiss you!"

I thought the glass was supposed to be half full, this is not half.