So, just to sort of carry on with the whole 'paranoia' thing, I think we might as well draw a few connections. As a preface, I believe if someone's going to dedicate themselves to lurking (possibly posting!) here in disguise, we might as well give them something to read. Now, one or two of our paranoids were making bets on who Juggicide might be on the stamps forum. Captain Adams came to be the popular favorite, as he seems to have at least one or two points of similarity to Gooner (however vauge). So, without any tip of the hat towards fairness or actually backing up our claims, let's just go ahead and ASSUME that just because he's about the right age, from the right county, and has the right hobbies, Adams may be our boy Gooner. If by any chance he's ever posted to say he hates football, all the better. The point is, he made a thread about the Ashes with an empire strikes back joke, which Juggicide has dutifully repeated on the old site. Now, after the confusion over where Juggicide's old avatar was hosted, I think it's important that we stay as paranoid as possible and assume the absolute worst of everyone involved. Therefore, Captain Adams IS Juggicide AND Gooner. And now all that's left is to determine the identity of Stroopwaffle, who claims to have listed ten separate identities who were "trolled" by Garner and Doors on the old site. There's only one poster who we KNOW to have used at least ten identities that trolled us, and that's Danskin. But, Stroopwaffle claims that he's most upset with his name being dragged through the mud. Since we've never said anything about stroopwaffle as he registered there after we left, I can only assume that he must have been around in the old days and was a person who wound up losing a fight or twenty. That would suggest either Gooner or Danskin, but I think the truth of the matter is clear... Stroopwaffle is BOTH!!! Now, before you laugh at my stylish tin foil hat (It keeps the syrup aliens from dripping down on me), I think it's important that we remember they would have gotten away with it all if not for those pesky Flinstones Kids. They're ten million strong, and growing, you know! Just like the number of people who crawl out of the wood work to say 'me too!' So, while Juggicide is keeping his tackle out in hopes that some underage piece of Stroopwaffle's alter ego might come by and play games with it, I think we need to consider the autoeroticism implications if they're BOTH Gooner and only ONE of them is Danskin... But that's not important. The real mystery here is who took my trousers and why won't they give them back.