Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Garner, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    I'm not an anti-Semite, I'm just Anti-Roman.
  2. Katcal I Aten't French !

    But surely a) the romans weren't jewish (much) and b) there aren't many around nowadays except in Rome ? :D
  3. McLaren New Member

    Very clever Garner. :)
  4. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    And your point is?
  5. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    my point is that i can annoy roman in many, many ways!
  6. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Anyone can with a little effort. But you have the unfair advantage (?) of being American and therefore a damned capitalist globalizator (the movie) and all this is your fault. And of course, you have a beard, which makes things even worse.

    Yankee bastard...:cool:
  7. redneck New Member

    Don't ever call someone from the southern US a yankee. It's likely to get you hurt. Garner may not take offense at the statement, but I (another feller from down on the farm in Mississippi) do. Southerners can be addressed as Bubbas, rednecks, hicks, and a host of other derogatory names that will only cause the hackles to rise a little. Calling one a yankee will get you bit, beat, kicked, and spit on. Not necessarily in that order all the time.
  8. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I know, I was adressing Garner only, and only because it has already been tried and tested before and I still have all my limbs. As far as I'm concerned, Garner is the only person in the world I would call a Yankee.
  9. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    unlike nate, who's from the state so inbred that all the other southern states get embarassed when it comes over to their place uninvited, i'm southern gentility.

    i never bite, kick, or spit on someone who calls me a yankee...

    i just make a few calls to the senator and he has his boys sort the problem out for me.
  10. inwig New Member

    Nothing like a gentile to promote genteel peer pressure. So what were you saying originally - Yo-semite, no-little-italy?
  11. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    i never claimed to be a good speller :p
  12. Katcal I Aten't French !

    So marrying Grace was what, a cry for help or coming out as a masochist ? :lol:
  13. Ba Lord of the Pies

    No, Garner spelled it correctly, proving that miracles happen.
  14. Electric_Man Templar

    I was disappointed with the Israel - England game, not once did the home crowd sing the dreidel song.
  15. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    did they at least manage hava nagila?
  16. Roman_K New Member


    Who will in turn call in on some favors from his "campaign backers", who in more honest times used to run bootleg whiskey for a living?

    Your team sucked, man. I mean, we can count the high-quality football players in this country on one hand, and still we got a tie. And I hear most of your fans spent their time drinking, whoring and on the beach... which is only to be expected, really, but still. ;)
  17. Electric_Man Templar

    Yeah, I mean they could have a found a better place to do all that...

    Not even that, I kept hearing the first few bars, but then they just changed to something completely different. The Israeli fans were much more disappointing than the England team's performance.
  18. Roman_K New Member

    Hey, at least they brought us some valuable tourism.
  19. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    yes, without the steady influx of english soccer hooligans, israel's fledgling prostitution industry would just up and wither away.
  20. Roman_K New Member

    Nah, that one'd survive anyway. It's the pubs that truly had huge profits, open 24 hours and dumping the occasional drunk Englishman into an alley.
  21. Katcal I Aten't French !

    You mean there are other things to do in Israel ? I mean, you said it yourself, the football is even less interesting there than anywhere else in the world...
  22. Roman_K New Member

    There are many interesting things to do in Israel. Just not for a disappointed football fan who is only here for the game.

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