Angstus Says

So... Ella's current MSN display pic is of this Highland cow. Initially named Angus, but renamed Angstus after my acute observation that this cow had rather emo hair.

We decided that Angstus painted his hooves black and blue and wrote lyrics all over them in pink ink.

And, we figured, Angstus is a very expressive individucow...


Angstus says:
night fills my soul

Angstus says:
nobody understands me.

Angstus says:
my life is a black rainbow

Angstus says:
I am only silly by your standards, and my soul dictates that your standards are meaningless.

Angstus says:
allow me to scrawl on the walls, an amazing feat for a cow some might say, but that's just you and your prejudiced views

Angstus says:
please, don't judge me

Angstus says:
i portray the agony of life through my poetry. i don't expect anyone to understand, for i stand alone for the values that the bougoursie are blinded to

Angstus says:
i picture an angel... an angel, so i am told, that has no wings, and no arms, and no legs, and no head. and just bleeds. bleeds for humanity.

Angstus says:
i sing my woes with passion.

Angstus says:
i mend my soul with the threads of your heart. and your favourite teddy bear, beheaded.

Angstus sings:
MY BLOOD IS BLACK AND MY SOUL IS A DISCARDED TISSUE, USED TO MOP YOUR TEARS THAT YOU CRY FROM YOUR EYES WHICH ARE BLACK

...

Let it be known that I have said, etching the very words into my heart as I did so, that this was not intended to be another game thread. However, if you wish to imitate our creativity and fill my life with pathetic, cheap, soulless clones, I do not care enough to stop you.

spiky says:
Pass me a steak knife, we're havin' moo cow tonight!

[quote:394f874c7c="Ba"]*Ponders the saddest, most depressing thing he can think of*

Angstus says:

Doors[/quote:394f874c7c]
:lol:

Angstus says :
Bob spat in my soup. Damn you Bob !

Bob says :

(edited for a missing g)

Poor poor Emo cow.

Angstus says...

People understand Bob and his misery. No-one understands me and mine.

[quote:bd02a15b65="spiky"]spiky says:
Pass me a steak knife, we're havin' moo cow tonight![/quote:bd02a15b65]

Angstus says:
That is inhumane treatment of creatures, vegetarianism is the enlghtened diet.

spiky says:
Angstus isn't human, so it can't be inhumane. It may be inbovine though.

Angstus says:
The bovine way is to eat grass, the vegetarian way.

spiky says:
I don't call what your doing to the grass is eating it.

Bad Angstus:

Edit: to fix link

lol spiky. :lol:

Angstus says:
don't laugh at me! i'll show you all one day. When i'm living under a bridge in Paris with the other cast off artistes, when the people of france grow to fall in love with my unique musings and soulful struggle with the pathetic confines of human life.

Angstus smokes:
Oregano.

Faceless Green Man says:
No-one ever makes a thread about me. It's always Angstus, Angstus, Angstus.

:lol:

I'm not laughing at you Angstus, i KNOW people in France like cow-shit art...