Angstus Says

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by chrisjordan, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. chrisjordan New Member

    So... Ella's current MSN display pic is of this Highland cow. Initially named Angus, but renamed Angstus after my acute observation that this cow had rather emo hair.

    We decided that Angstus painted his hooves black and blue and wrote lyrics all over them in pink ink.

    And, we figured, Angstus is a very expressive individucow...

    Angstus says:
    night fills my soul

    Angstus says:
    nobody understands me.

    Angstus says:
    my life is a black rainbow

    Angstus says:
    I am only silly by your standards, and my soul dictates that your standards are meaningless.

    Angstus says:
    allow me to scrawl on the walls, an amazing feat for a cow some might say, but that's just you and your prejudiced views

    Angstus says:
    please, don't judge me

    Angstus says:
    i portray the agony of life through my poetry. i don't expect anyone to understand, for i stand alone for the values that the bougoursie are blinded to

    Angstus says:
    i picture an angel... an angel, so i am told, that has no wings, and no arms, and no legs, and no head. and just bleeds. bleeds for humanity.

    Angstus says:
    i sing my woes with passion.

    Angstus says:
    i mend my soul with the threads of your heart. and your favourite teddy bear, beheaded.

    Angstus sings:


    Let it be known that I have said, etching the very words into my heart as I did so, that this was not intended to be another game thread. However, if you wish to imitate our creativity and fill my life with pathetic, cheap, soulless clones, I do not care enough to stop you.
  2. spiky Bar Wench

    spiky says:
    Pass me a steak knife, we're havin' moo cow tonight!
  3. Hsing Moderator


    No wonder he's so emo...
  4. Ba Lord of the Pies

    *Ponders the saddest, most depressing thing he can think of*

    Angstus says:

  5. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:394f874c7c="Ba"]*Ponders the saddest, most depressing thing he can think of*

    Angstus says:


    Angstus says :
    Bob spat in my soup. Damn you Bob !

    Bob says : :(

    (edited for a missing g)
  6. Bradthewonderllama New Member

    Poor poor Emo cow.
  7. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Angstus says...

    People understand Bob :( and his misery. No-one understands me and mine.
  8. spiky Bar Wench

    [quote:bd02a15b65="spiky"]spiky says:
    Pass me a steak knife, we're havin' moo cow tonight![/quote:bd02a15b65]

    Angstus says:
    That is inhumane treatment of creatures, vegetarianism is the enlghtened diet.

    spiky says:
    Angstus isn't human, so it can't be inhumane. It may be inbovine though.

    Angstus says:
    The bovine way is to eat grass, the vegetarian way.

    spiky says:
    I don't call what your doing to the grass is eating it.
  9. spiky Bar Wench

  10. Delphine New Member

    lol spiky. :lol:

    Angstus says:
    don't laugh at me! i'll show you all one day. When i'm living under a bridge in Paris with the other cast off artistes, when the people of france grow to fall in love with my unique musings and soulful struggle with the pathetic confines of human life.

    Angstus smokes:
  11. Electric_Man Templar

    Faceless Green Man says:
    No-one ever makes a thread about me. It's always Angstus, Angstus, Angstus.
  12. chrisjordan New Member

  13. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I'm not laughing at you Angstus, i KNOW people in France like cow-shit art... :D

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