An attempt at parody

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Nester, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. Nester New Member

    Well, our cable and internet was cancelled, but it's still working so hey why not. It's time to stick it to the man.

    But I'm bored so instead it's time for a parody inspired by Mal's comment after I posted a link to Old Crow Medicine Show's "Wagon Wheel"

    Song link:

    Everyone together now:

    [i:d930a17afc]Headed down south to the land of the pie
    Thumbin my way through Sctoland
    Starin' up the road
    I pray to God I don't see Doormen
    I made it down the coast in seventeen hours
    Gatherin me a pile of Krugerands
    And I'm a hopin' for maybe Apple
    I want me some pie tonight

    So cook the pie Ba like an innocent soul
    Cook the pie Ba till it's done whole
    Hey Ba don't hurt me
    Thunderspork the unworthy
    They'll make the pie tasty
    Hey Ba don't hurt me

    Runnin' from the Garnerites up in Boardania
    I just want me a piece of that pie, yeah
    With Kenny gone
    Who's Number One Doorman now
    Oh, yeah Rinso's still here
    The monkey beat the badger
    This is my chance
    ain't gonna be number two no more


    Walkin' due south out of Sctoland
    I caught a Llama out of Philly
    Had a nice long talk
    He's headed west from the Yak Pit
    To deliver some pie, I just gotta eat
    And I gotta get a move on before I get caught
    I hear the pumpkin callin my name
    And I know that she's the only one
    And if I get smote right here
    At least I will die happy


    Definitely not my best parody ever, but I need to warm up. I haven't written much for quite a while. :)
  2. Maljonic Administrator

    Now you have to record yourself singing it. :)
  3. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    i like it!
  4. spiky Bar Wench

    You especially have to get that whole flat voiced Dillon thing going on...
  5. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Cool, Nester! :)

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