Originally Posted by Pinkystupot

Mort was the first discworld book i read and one bit has stuck in my mind. My favourite quote:
"The air took on a thick, greasy feel and the deep shadows around mort became edged with blue and purple rainbows. The rider strode towards him, black cloak billowing and feet making little clicking sounds on the cobbles....The impressive effect was rather spoilt by a patch of ice.
"OH BUGGER"