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From: Candeleena
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:02 pm
Subject: one more thing
This is what I got today from somebody called jaguar:
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Hi

The people on this board are a bunch of wankers (Board Nazis) They are so far up Garner's arse it is unbelievable. Do yourself a big favour. say what you really think of them and then leave. come over to the light. http://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/c...ultimatebb.cgi

Ps Ask Garner if he is still asking for fourteen-year-old to suck his dick.




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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 18:34

Scheisse ! Ve have ein Mole !

Jaguar, Schmaguar !
I like the introduction one, very creative...

My hat off to Garner, I had no idea your arse was wide enough for all of us...

Good job I read that twice though, first glance it looked like it was from Candeleena !


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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 18:34

We could always PM the mods of the old board with the IP, say we're not asking for the IP address of any members, but we'd appreciate it if they could have a word with whoever it is. They probably won't, though.


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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 18:51

[quote:094350a0ec="Katcal"]Scheisse ! Ve have ein Mole !

Jaguar, Schmaguar !
I like the introduction one, very creative...

My hat off to Garner, I had no idea your arse was wide enough for all of us...

Good job I read that twice though, first glance it looked like it was from Candeleena ![/quote:094350a0ec]

The 'up garner's arse' comment is several years old. the poster known as Jaguar exhibits the modus operandi of three separate trolls (suspected of being one and the same) who've plauged this community for several years. rather sad, really.


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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 18:55

Wow, after all these years they're still filinging the same old shit. Man. I think that the thing that bugs me the most is that you never asked anyone to suck your dick. That post that everyone refers to is one of the first posts I ever read of yours Garner, and I understood what you were trying to say. And I was really new.

Anyway, we all know that, it's old news.

Besides, we like it up here, it's cosy and warm.


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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 18:57

Man, I'm glad I've been eatin all those fig cakes at lunch all week... sooner i get you assholes outta my asshole, the better.


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[quote:1d82125a59="OmKranti"]Wow, after all these years they're still filinging the same old shit. Man. I think that the thing that bugs me the most is that you never asked anyone to suck your dick. That post that everyone refers to is one of the first posts I ever read of yours Garner, and I understood what you were trying to say. And I was really new.

Anyway, we all know that, it's old news.

Besides, we like it up here, it's cosy and warm.[/quote:1d82125a59]

He.

True.

Still trying to mole in... about almost a year after we left! My God. That really is pathetic.
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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 21:08

It's worse if you think about it... Imagine how many other moles they've got... look at how many names of people you've never seen post are watching the boards a lot more intently lately.

These guys have been sitting on the edges of their seats WAITING for us to have a disagreement with someone so they could swoop in like vultures to try and convince people how evil we are.

Now, your normal obsessive sociopath would have given up after the first eight months or so... but not these guys. These guys have dedication!


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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 21:37

Some guys have way too much time on their hands.

Way too much.
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Default Banning - 08-10-2006, 22:12

I have too much time on my hands quite often, but I still don't go around being a wanker. Not all the time anyway. Ok, maybe I do, but I like to think that I don't.


I couldn't decide on just one quote... more to come.

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Default Banning - 08-11-2006, 01:50

I've been off line all summer and I just get back and one of the first things I come across is somebody trying to get to Garner. I just shook my head and moved on, but I sure wish those people would get a life.


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Default Banning - 08-11-2006, 04:19

...requesting permission to relocate from Garner's sphincter into Garner's appendix. It's not used much anyway, and I can fix it up nicely with some candles and christmas lights!


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Default Banning - 08-11-2006, 06:12

[quote:cfa9ac19e2="mowgli"]...requesting permission to relocate from Garner's sphincter into Garner's appendix. It's not used much anyway, and I can fix it up nicely with some candles and christmas lights![/quote:cfa9ac19e2]
Only if you invite us others over now and then for tea and a spongecake...

And let no-one say that Garner isn't warm and welcoming. They're just barking up the wrong hole.


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Default Banning - 08-11-2006, 09:30

Well, as nobody else has explicitly said so, and we should try to keep these things clear:

I second the motion to ban Jaguar, based on the evidence provided by Candeleena via Garner.


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Default Banning - 08-11-2006, 09:57

Posting for Garner:
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Originally Posted by Garner
If there are no objections, will the administrator please tend to this matter?

Furthermore, I would like to revisit the question of deleting inactive accounts. How feasible would it be to set up a script to terminate the accounts of anyone who's not made a single post within a certain time after joining (possibly 1 month)? How feasible would it be to set up a script to suspend/terminate the accounts of anyone with less than a minimum 'maintainance' number of posts and no posts within a certain time after their last post (possibly 1 month)?

This may prove useful for curtailing future spamming if/when comments are renabled for stories, as well as culling some of the moles.

If it is not feasible, then there is no need to debate the issue.


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