How would Stercus like to be served a pate of his own liver? Perhaps served with a stew flavored principly with his genitalia, with some of his kidneys for taste.

To fill in for the missing organ tissue, Ba would be pleased to substitute some dirt filled with fire ants.

Ba is a lot more intimidating when he's not trying so hard.

Sounds tasty Ba.

I guess for "temporary", this has been going on pretty long.
If you think I could be of further use, I'd offer my permanent service. *attempts a curtsy*

Oh, I thought we'd already agreed that it was for all time now, that the temporary line was just to reel you into the boat so we could wack you over the head with the ore... oh wait, or was that a PM I wasn't supposed to disclose?

Specifically, whacking her over the head with silver ore from the lost mines of Sierra Infierno.

Exactly.

Hsing, you're doing an excellent job, and you haven't gone mad with power, so I think we'll all be happy to see you as a permanent mod.

Well the key to that, is of course to be mad before you become a mod...