Referring to the four bikers of the apocalypse in Good Omens (being War, Famine, Pollution a.k.a pestillence, and Death, of course), and the "other four bikers of the apocalypse" who all had really good names, even though they did change their minds several times on the way...


So, what would your biker name be, if you were to pick one today ?
(meaning you can change it tomorrow if you get a better idea !)


My pick of the day would have to be Spots In Awkward And Painful Places Especially Eyebrows, and Reg (my husband) voted for Having To Get Out Of A Soft Warm Bed Early On A Cold Morning To Go To Work.

(edit to remove typo in title )

Today I would be "Houses without central heating"

Mine for today would be "Human Resource 'professionals' and other talentless parasites"

"NTL Customers"

A special breed of people.

For today, it's "That Faint Yet Incessant Feeling Of Frustration When You Rediscover That Your Country Is Run By Idiots"

Yesterday, parliament passed a motion that is in direct violation of the constitution through the support of about 90% of the coalition cabinet. They don't even realise that it's not legally possible. Morons.

mine would hab to be 'bloody freezing weather for all south africans'

gosh i hate this weather

This whole holidays mine will probably be: "Younger Siblings That Squeal To One's Parents When One Clobbers Them Over The Head"

ahh the notorious sibling rivalry!!!!!

I'd be the Plague of Dark Undereye Circles and Occasional Moments of Psychosis Brought On By Sleep Deprivation

Novacaine Numbness Brought On By Getting A Filling.

That's me for today. My tongue is numb also. It is not a fun feeling at all :(

This morning, I am definitely Stupid Public Transport Timetables For The School Holidays... with a touch of Missing Your Only Bus And Having To Walk When It's -10°C And Foggy...

I'm Network Operations Centres That Don't Know How To Ping Or Traceroute.

Today I'm:
"Haven't Learn Biology And Teacher Is Giving The Test"

H E L P !

Today mine is "Oh frig it's Christmas on Sunday? I better get the shopping, christmas cards, wrapping in. I wonder if Marks + Spencers have any turkey left. Oh frig, oh frig, oh frig."

You lucky bastard, for us Swedes it's Saturday that's the big day. Although we skip the turkey, extra ham.

Edit: fixed typo