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Forgot to say, I'd like to be 'Drivers who shouldn't be on the road'.
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today i'm 'assholes in middle-management that think they are actually God'

yep, it's one of them days again

if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off...
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Default 01-22-2008, 12:43
I will be International Moving for quite some time I think...

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Default 01-22-2008, 14:08
I'm going to be "Companies who interview you but don't bother getting back to you".

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Q. How do you write?
A. One word at a time.
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Default 01-22-2008, 14:20
Spyware and Viruses that destroy Ethernet access to the web and make the computer crash while antispyware is running, just when the internet access was established
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Default 01-25-2008, 13:21
for a few days (hopefully a few days only)

Hormone Fluctuations aka Moody Bitch
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Hormone Fluctuations aka Moody Bitch

You took mine!! Instead, I'll just be "Formatting an overly-complicated and unnecessary org chart in PowerPoint." Just as evil as war, famine and pestilence rolled into one.
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Today I shall be "the noise a metal dustbin lid makes when it falls off at 3 in the morning"
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Today I am "Brandy Hangover".


IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!" shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
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I'm Nurse Phlegm today
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Today for me I feel that 'blow whole house electrics by switching light on' suits best.
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I have been and will be for while "Divorce when you have a toddler"

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Has "prime ministers who don't acctually been elected" been taken? Or how about "Girlfriends who always nick the feckin' duvet"?




P.S I love her dearly and hope she never reads this
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I am Slow Computers.
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Today I am (and have been for 4 weeks):

Slippery Thongs* And Rain On Stairs Causing Foot Injury

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