Hello and good day. I will spend a few lines attempting to make this post meaningful. I like baby pigs and the look on people's faces when they just got smacked in the face and they know they deserved it. I like shiny boots and watches. I don't like Hawthorne Heights.

Now make me feel cool and welcome.

Hello. I dissected a pig uterus in Science today. There were lots of baby pigs in it. You probably would have enjoyed it.

Welcome, and post in the really long thread at top if you wanna do it right.

First post and I've already broken a protocol? I have a vaguely negative feeling about my ability to read the rules before posting. Duly noted.

Yo Donna. I like your list of things you like, even though i don't know what Hawthorne Heights is. A book? A place? A person? Nevermind. Welcome

That would also be... CONDENSATION.

Hawthorne Heights is a band.