The fact that I gave this as a title betrays my age and background.
Let the guessing games begin.

Hello DWMF.

Dragon's Kingdom - Stop typing "alot" when you mean "a lot"! - Disappointed

Welcome to the TTPUMB, DWMF.

I can see me being barred for phone speak here

My guess for your introduction includes a British pop band of the late 60's who for some strange reason had Eric Clapton playing a ukulele!

Spoiler: Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern

Correct, Joculator. I had forgotten EC's brief contribution. He was introduced as John Wayne. I was hoping to drop all sorts of mysterious hints.

If my memory serves me correctly (as it doesn't always after a few glasses of wine - but then it is Christmas) "The Intro and the Outro" was recorded by the "Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band"