Hurraahhh ! a site full of grown up ,disc reading humans...............yes yes yes ....can I play ? can I ,can I ?.....Umm ,yes ,right ,sorry .How do you do ladies and gentlemen ? a pleasure to meet you ,I hope you won't mind if I pop into your charming club once in a while .I promise not to bring any offensive objects ,substances or animals .
My gravest and most sincere thanks.
Shrew
PS ,please be quite gentle and mind where you put your feet,i'm small and startle easily
Ahh almost forgot to mention ,i'm a 37 year old girly chef who has been reading TP for about 14 years ,currently waiting to get my hands on MM for christmas,the suspense is making me an even funnier shape than normal !

Welcome to the site but you can't come in unless you bring some offensive objects, substances or animals. It's compulsory.

And some of us object to being referred to as grown up.

Ok I have a very smelly camel ,a bright pink plastic model of the blackpool tower and some really mature stilton......can I come in now ?
It's better than being grown down !
Thanks for the welcome
x shrew

Hello stunnedshrew.

Welcome to the loony bin...

Welcome, welcome!

Dibs on the Camel! (I suck at math)

Darn I wanted the camel but for all together more sinster reasons

A belated welcome to the boards, Shrew!

It is strange how "Cook" somes to have become female by definition, and "Chef" has become male - Lesley Waters seems to be the only female chef on the BBC's "Ready Steady Cook" - and I would not call her girly - although I think she shouldn't have saddled a daughter with the name "Scout"!

Where are you getting that from?

You and your camel(and Rinso,if he's glued to the camel)can come to Iceland and cook for me,girly or butch. My speciality is French Toast,sadly,that's about all I can cook.

welcome