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Default They control the world.... - 03-05-2010, 11:19

Trying to get tickets on Ticketmaster today and had to type in a captcha:





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they are truly evil and incidioous.


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Default 03-06-2010, 00:27

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Default 03-08-2010, 11:31

WHat I forgot to mention is that all the tickets for that event disappeared within seconds and appeared on ebay for 10 times the original price within minutes... The bastards.


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Default 03-08-2010, 12:51

And did you buy one of the doormen's overpriced tickets?
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Default 03-10-2010, 08:45

Hell no! 200€ for a gig originally selling at 30, I may like Flight of the Conchords, but I sure as hell ain't gonna fill some filthy tout's pockets with my hard earned cash!


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Hard-earned? I thought you were a space-hopper tester?
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Default 03-10-2010, 16:14

Hey, it's a very tough profession, I'll have you know! Very rough on the old knees!


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Default 03-11-2010, 01:21

Shouldn't they provide knee-pads? I'd raise it as an OH&S issue with my boss if I was you.


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Default 03-11-2010, 08:56

It's the knee muscles that suffer. When you are trying out a defective Space-hopper and it lacks bounce, you often get a bit of a jolt to the knees, and it builds up over the years. Every profession has its RSI...


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It's the knee muscles that suffer. When you are trying out a defective Space-hopper and it lacks bounce, you often get a bit of a jolt to the knees, and it builds up over the years. Every profession has its RSI...
Knee muscles? There you go inventing things again! Not only do knee muscles not exist, I've heard that the way you practice it's mostly head trauma you have to worry about.
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That's why the profession is so exclusive, duh. They only recruit people who have knee muscles. So there aren't many of us...


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Wow, you must be able to leap a hundred feet into the air!
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Only when she's kneeling down.


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Default 03-18-2010, 03:26

I just want it noted on the record the Kat's admitted to being a deformed mutant. I'm sure its going to be needed for evidence later.


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