A new competition, just because I can't not copy this;

Mynona says:
maybe you need to check again
Ben says:
true, there may have been a stealth ninja with a phd in transgender operations passing through

That which does not kill me has committed a serious mistake.

Hmmm....

You were communicating via text messages on your super modern bluberries. Ben was supposed to pick up Mynona at the airport but sees not a single female in the area were the passengers from Sweden should just have arrived, only men. She insist she's right there. Somewhere.

"Hoher Sinn liegt oft im kindischen Spiel." (Friedrich Schiller)

ben tried to out himself obtusely?

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

Ben's trying to find out if his new dog has been neutered or not...

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

Well, is there a solution?

"Hoher Sinn liegt oft im kindischen Spiel." (Friedrich Schiller)