It has come to my attention that it is Talk Like a Pirate Day. For once, I found out about this before it's three days past and I start to sulk.

So, here's some links for ye that have the pirate ways in yer blood...arrrr...


To find out yer true pirating name...arr...I am now to be known as the Dread Pirate Kidd. I kid you not...



In case ye pirates 'ave fergotten the rules...


And a translator in case you get confused...


Arrrr....

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!

(stoopid no-capslock policy...)

Also, if you haven't yet done so, you should turn your facebook language to "English (Pirate), it be the best thing ye can do, scurvy seadogs...

Damn Spider pig

Captain Sam Roberts.

For some Reason.

yarr.

Q. How do you write?
A. One word at a time.

Iron John Flint be me name.

Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

I am Mad Grace Read. And they need a proofreader.

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.

My name is

Red Anne Bonney

And it says

None of which sound particularly piratey! I guess I'm just not cut out to be a pirate.

I lack complete originality and am also Dread Pirate Kidd. I now need to kill off Maze as there can be only one!

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

And here is the theme of our ship.

Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

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My pirate name is:

Mad Mary Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
And I missed talk like a Pirate day, but it was for a good reason, Janeen got Married the 19th( my cousin)

() ()
( ' ,') "don't eat green potatoes"
(> >) Last words of Mrs. Bertha Sperling
@( )_ )_

Mad Anne Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


Arrrr I missed pirate day, where's me rum?


damm out of rum! Must settle for wine. arrrrr

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies prefer a banana

Hello everybody, late again as usual...

Iron Anne Kidd

"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! "

Bloody Sam Flint

Even later than everyone else; but he who give a damn shall jump on my cutlass!

Arrrrr!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern