Parties unknown to me have pilfered my legumes. Who shall be blamed?

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

Has fatherhood caused you to forget the basic facts of life? Blame Doors!

Damn Spider pig

I think it might have been rabbits.

_Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak._

Nah, stick with Doors...continuity matters!

I blame Doors. That's his role in life after all...

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There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

Unless there are wet smelly footprints, it's Doors

That which does not kill me has committed a serious mistake.

I would have thought wet smelly footprints would have been even more indicative of Doors blame.

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( ' ,') "don't eat green potatoes"
(> >) Last words of Mrs. Bertha Sperling
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Not really, it'd mean that he was probably the mastermind behind the theft, but that his Doormen was the one doing it.

I say probably because nothing, really, can truly make a Doorman obey

That which does not kill me has committed a serious mistake.

I admit nothing.

Why are pirates called pirates?