Strewth, another one, already?

Have a good 'un this year, they get better the more practice you have...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern

Happy Birthday! Have a great time.

Have a G'day, mate! Or should that be G'birthday?

Damn Spider pig

On this blessed day, may your friends be generous, your enemies forgiving, and your family understanding. That means that you can do whatever the hell you want with no consequences. And your friends will pay for it. Have a great birthday.

Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

Nate that pretty much sums up last night and this morning. After having too much wine and having dinner too late I was messy. The husband put me to bed with a bottle of water and a bucket, the darling and then rubbed in how bad I was when I was feeling sick as a dog this morning...

Otherwise, its not too bad to be old

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

Happy belated birthday! Sorry you have a sore head!