Hi all, we are going to the Greek island of Rhodes for a couple of weeks from tomorrow. I have various tour guide books but if anyone knows this area and can suggest somewhere to go / something to do that very few other tourists would be aware of I would be most grateful.

Cheers,

Randwine.

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You could wear an England football shirt and walk along the main street around 10 am without falling over or being abusive to the residents, but I see you're looking to be more inconspicuous. Sorry, it was the remark about doing something no-one else would be doing.
Maybe that would be too obvious.

However, have a good time.

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