I heard a rumour that the Swedish furnishing firm IKEA might be considering an offer to buy General Motors.

Can you imagine that?

You'll get a little envelope with one of these...



and a box containing all of these...



Hands up, who has difficulty putting up a kitchen shelf?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern

Given the lack of mechanical prowess in my family, we'd end up with a car looking like this:

It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing.