Greetings one and all.
It's time for a random musical interlude, courtesy of the simian of cow hide.
Try singing along to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses.

Welcome to Boardania,
We came here one day.
Our old home was swamp'd with,
Spam in the worst way.
So Maljonic built this place,
We moved in as one horde.
If you are a newbit here,
Welcome to the board.

In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Watch out for that hand thrown ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch cheese, cheese.
It's not a nice soft brie.

Welcome to Boardania,
Home of the Great Garner.
Ba Witda, the Lord of Pie,
Will smite you near and far.
And if you like your beer,
Then Orrdos likes you too.
He's the one that draws Tripod…
"I ain't bloody doin' that noo!"

In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Please el, el, el-ay-em-jay.
I, I wanna hear you bray.

Welcome to Boardania
Try playing our games.
You could read some board-fiction
That uses members' names.
And if you're liking what you see
Then welcome you will be.
You can post anything you like,
Just don't make it inflammatory.

In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Watch out for that hand thrown ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch cheese, cheese.
It's not a nice soft brie.

And once you're here you never,
Ever want to go out, go out, go out, go out YEAH!

You know where we are?
We're all over the world, baby.
But we all live here.
In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Watch out for that hand thrown ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch cheese, cheese.
In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Please el, el, el-ay-em-jay.
In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Watch out for that hand thrown ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch,ch cheese, cheese.
In Boardania!
Welcome to Boardania!
Watch our for that hand thrown…
It's gonna knock you out!
Oof!

*soft thud as unconscious body hits floor*

Enjoy.

Smartarse. Now I have that song stuck in my head...

Damn Spider pig

I don't know the song, but the filk was still amusing.

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.