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Extremely variable.

I miss tripod!

I can't draw!

It looks like this is the thing for me!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Stop fooling around and get the blasted site up, kilted failure!

Katcal agrees with Ba. Doors should remove his digits from his pleated plaided rear end and use them for making more tripod. Having washed them beforehand, obviously.

Damn Spider pig

Damn straight!

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.

The Garner and Roman Show: (inspired by real life events)

Panel 1: Garner and Roman in a Jewish Deli, Garner not looking best pleased, but wearing a skull cap to fit in.
Garner: So, the Rabbi says, 'Let's throw it all into the air, and what God wants, he can keep!'
Roman: I'm missing some context here, but it's still funny.

Panel 2: As above, but Garner's looking angrier
Garner: So the husband says, 'Wrecked him? It nearly killed him!'
Roman: Hmm, we could do with some more details about the husband's background to really sell the joke.

Panel 3: As above, but Garner's approaching Ba level, complete with the eyes.
Garner: And the customer replies, 'What, you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?'
Roman: It's okay, but I'm not really feeling it.

Panel 4: Garner standing at the table, holding a smoking gun, with Ba behind him. Roman's chair has been tipped onto its back, along with Roman, now bleeding
Ba: Although the Ba understands, and to a lesser extent agrees with Garner, Garner knows how Ba feels about wasting his clergy and/or snacks.
Garner: Ah, just put him in the freezer.
Ba: Agreed. It is how Roman would have wanted to go.

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

Panel 1: Colonesque, in evening wear, edging his way along a lavish hotel hallway
Caption: (flanked by music notes) When danger lurks, when trouble calls/He has his quirks, he sometimes falls/He's the...

Panel 2: As before, but now Colonesque is framed by crosshairs, the rest of the panel is blacked out outside the sights
Caption: The Doorman! (in Technicolour!)

Panel 3: Outside the front door to the hotel, we see the name of the building is the Hotel Garner. Colonesque is in a bellboy's uniform. Sachrissa is going into the hotel.
Colonesque: Welcome to Hotel Garner, enjoy your stay!

Panel 4: as above, Colonesque on his own by the door, Garner looking out from a window above.
Colonesque: I love spying I do.
Garner: You're not a goddamn spy, you're the fucking doorman! Get back to work!
Colonesque: I am too a spy, me.

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

I really like that second one I must say...

Damn Spider pig

I don't get the second one. Am I missing some context?


;-)

_Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak._

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