I've often wondered how many people can remember the lesser characters and other references in pTerry's books.
Here's a chance to find out with ten simple questions.

1 - Situated in Ankh-Morpork, what is the Gritz?

2 - Which vegetable typically reaches twenty feet in length, is the colour of earwax and is covered in spikes and smells like an anteater that's eaten a very bad ant?

3 - We all know the Bursar. But what is his name?

4 - Who is Mr. Brown?

5 - Who was Lettuce Knibbs?

6 - What was the name of the ratcatcher at the Opera House?

7 - Who taught witching to Granny Weatherwax?

8 - What was the name of Mort's father?

9 - Who was Zebbo Mooty?

10 - What position did Big Fido hold in the Dogs' Guild?

If you want, you can PM your answers to me and I will keep the score or you can copy the questions and fill in the answers below. Giving others a chance to steal your infinite wisdom and knowledge

I'll post the answers next Sunday 5th Oct.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern

OMG I think I only know one answer, I guess i need to do some reading.

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I should know number 8 seeing as we did that little cartoon play on here with him in it, but I don't know any of them.

Dragon's Kingdom - Stop typing "alot" when you mean "a lot"! - Disappointed

Monday Mornin. Incorrect Input. Brain Hurts. Cant Tink. +++++SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED+++++

Damn Spider pig

Won't Ba get a little upset if you do the job yourself?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Don't drink and drive from The Lancre Tavern

Nah, less work, no dirty hands and a job well done, what's not to love?

Damn Spider pig

Yeah, I know. We should know this dammit.

_Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak._