My daughter: "Mama, what is my doll's hair made of?"
Me: "It's made of plastic..."
My daughter: "Just PLASTIC? (pause) ...come, my dolly. We've been hoodwinked."

From a conversation with the same 'turn green and tear my clothes off girl'. We'd both gotten almost the same meal at lunch, and I decided I wanted coleslaw - which made it identical to hers:

GG: I suppose you'd steal my thoughts as quick?
M: (staring intently into her eyes for a few very long seconds while half the table stares at the two of us) Nah. Can't steal what isn't there.
GG: .....huh?....I hate you....
2 1/2 hours later at break:
GG: What about now?
M: (Stares intently at her for a few seconds) Nope. Still nothing.

I just realized that there were two of these threads created within weeks - would it make sense to merge them?

I have a rather similar one to Katcal's. *

Slightly shortenend.

- Me: So, this is the design for the new hotel website, as per spec.
- Client: Where's the area for my son's rally team?
- Me: Huh? Rally team? (Ah yes, I noticed the rally team banner on he old site, but it wasn't in the sitemap) Uhm. This is the website for the hotel. I don't see where the rally team would "fit".
- Client: But it's my son's rally team. He's famous for it.
- Me: But... what does it have to do with the fact that you own a hotel?
- Client: Rally team... My Son... Where?

We put it in, and rationalized it by the fact that the hotel sponsors the guy's son.


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*Not that surprising, seeing that we both work in the (web)design sector.

_Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak._

and there was me still puzzling about the fact that I was sure I had started it and had no idea how it seemed to have been started by Garner. We have another Zombie Smudge situation. There was two of thems.

Damn Spider pig

Merged, and I think it works quite well...

That would make a fine signature...

Honest at least.

Here's a whole page of them...
I Want You To Want Me / by Jonathan Harris and Sep Kamvar / Highlights

Hsing LMAO at that website; love the following -

" *********New Chapter.... Looking for Co-Author********** "


Ouch...

Q. How do you write?
A. One word at a time.

Some of them were nice, actually...

At the dinnertable in work today:

Dee: The new Twilight movie's coming out soon isn't it?

Gemma: Twilight? Oh, right, that's the movies about the Necropheliac who's into Beastiality, right?

Table: Silence punctuated by muffled laughter