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Ice cream and vodka do indeed rock when blended together
I was once a co-inventor of a mint-chocolate-chip-ice cream-and-Skyy concoction, which we called "The Labyrinth", because that's what we were watching at the time!Thing learned yesterday: the houses that we can afford in my currently-dream neighborhood are so small, that you can't fit more than 2 people inside a living room at once. And at least one of our friends is so big, that if he were to visit, I'd have to hang out in the kitchen. |
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Starting a Limited company in Britain is really easy ... but there is a lot to learn if you actually want to get yourself paid. (see members news for the full rant)
![]() Did mean to say this : Ice cream and Vodka! Yarg. A. One word at a time. |
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Today I learned never to trust people from HR.
I also learned that sometimes, just sometimes, the people who really do deserve thanks and rewards for their hard work and skills actually get it. I like this company. |
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1. Sometimes people annoy me. Just general, every day people that I don't know.
2. I can do nothing in this town without bumping into someone who knows at least one member of my family; For example, take the man doing the tiling in my house. I picked him out of a leaflet that comes around every week with things for sale/tradesmen/events that are happening around the town in it. All it was was a first name and a mobile number. I rang, I liked the quote, liked that he would only do it in the evenings so I got him to do it. First day in my house, he looks at me with his head cocked to the side and asks me if I'm David's sister. Which I am. Then tells me he works with my other brother. Goddamnit! Then it turns out that he is the brother-in-law of a neighbour I lived beside for 20 odd years. I then threatned him with Loretta's mom if he messed up. The look of fear on his face was priceless ![]() |
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Ah, see, the tiling thing sorted itself out after all !
Today I learned that falling asleep with a Rennie in your mouth is probably worse than having a dead hamster stapled to your tongue with rusty nails. And it probably tastes worse too. |
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Yup, the tiling is slowly being sorted...slowly... ![]() Would that be a day old dead hamster, or the more viscious and sloppy 3 week old dead hamster? It makes a difference! |
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Antibiotics and pain pills make a smoke taste like shit. I usually love the way my cigs taste, but today I've only smoked three and I didn't finish any of them.
Also, getting strep for a birthday present sucks major ass. Getting pain killers for a late birthday present is pretty nice. For some reason I didn't have to pay for my doctor's visit this morning. That's nice as well. "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain "Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething." - Mark Twain "All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." - Mark Twain |
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