I've not been able to post much of late, since my internet connection blows goats.

So, that's where I've been, incase people have been missing me

Why are pirates called pirates?

No, not really.

Cool, your net's working again!

Oh, wait... there it goes.

Fucking wanadoo :roll:

That would also be... CONDENSATION.

Wanadoo does not love doors

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

Yes it does, but in a very special way.

Dragon's Kingdom - Stop typing "alot" when you mean "a lot"! - Disappointed

Wanadoo loves doors in that special way that requires punishment and spankings before bed...

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

Stupid Wanadoo! You're online even less than I am, Doors.

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.

Wanadoo ROCKS!

Not only does it give me free internet every month it also stops doors getting online. It's like one of ASDA's buy one get one free offers.

Back to stay!