Having seen the last couple of posts on the abominations thread, I'll make one dedicated to the ol' Good Idea, Bad Idea Joke thingy.
If you havent seen this before, you'll get the general gist of it soon enough.


Good Idea: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.

Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.
:(


Good Idea: Going alpine skiing in the winter.

Bad Idea: Going alpine skiing in the summer.
:(

(FIY, the ones in Animaniacs where thought up by Steven Spielberg. Go him! )

I'll repost the one I said in there.

Good Idea: Playing catch with your little brother.

Bad Idea: Playing catch with your little brother.

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.

Good Idea: Singin' in the rain
Bad Idea: Singin' in the train

Good Idea: Whistling while you work.

Bad Idea: Whistling while you eat.

I wonder if anyone had ever tried these out?

Bah!

I was going to steal that one from animaniacs, but you got in first.

Why are pirates called pirates?

good idea: putting plugs in plug sockets
bad idea: putting fingers in plug sockets

another one that might offend below. It's in white so if you want to read it then highlight it.

good idead: playing with your sister

bad idea: playing with your sister

Good idea: Washing ones cheeks in a public toilet.

Bad idea: Washing ones cheeks in a public toilet.

Back to stay!