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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 00:40

I went to the zoo today.

It was the best thing ever.


I seen monkeys. God, so many monkeys.

Little ones. In the monkey walk through! No cages- the monkeys came so close! There was only a little rope (and a watchfull Zooman to put a stop to any monkey stealing plans!) They fucking rocked. They where called squirrel monkeys.

And there was this other monkey, that was reaching threw the bars trying to get leaves of a near by bush, then a bigger monkey came and chasted him away!

God, how i Laughed!

There was also Penguins!

and I think that both Giraffes and Elefhant shrews are aliens from a different planet!




MONKEYS!



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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 01:27

Monkey! Penguin! Elephant!

QUICKLY! to the gene splicing chamber! we must create.... the perfect creature!


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 02:38

did you get bob's shoe back? or were there no baboons :(
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 03:51

I like the Mountain Goats at the zoo best. They are sort of like monkeys, except that they are goats.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:22

Oh, I went to the monkey walkthrough in london zoo! It rocked! My friend got to hold a monkey. :doubt:
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:23

Pfft!....Goats.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:26

Wild goats ate my washing in Mallorca.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:27

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Oh, I went to the monkey walkthrough in london zoo! It rocked! My friend got to hold a monkey. :doubt:

I HATE YOUR FRIEND!

I wanted to hold a monkey! why did (s)he get to hold one!


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:36

Last time i was at the zoo, I saw a monkey... pleasuring itself.


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:37

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Oh, I went to the monkey walkthrough in london zoo! It rocked! My friend got to hold a monkey. :doubt:

I HATE YOUR FRIEND!

I wanted to hold a monkey! why did (s)he get to hold one!


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She knew the keeper person! :evil:

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 10:44

Last time i went to the zoo I saw loads of monkeys!

the one i remember had a giant ass! it had got an infection causing it to swell! OOOh it was disgusting and funny at the same time.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 11:00

the monkeys I saw at a zoo tore car window wipers off.
and as I am so good, I don't need to be caged up in a zoo.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 13:13

Those monkeys i saw where wicked. I loved them.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 14:57

Just don't drive through the monkey enclosure playing Jerry Goldsmith music.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 17:49

Edit: Dang it! My images didn't work! I'll just upload them to my album instead. Look in my album for some cute monkey pictures!


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