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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-30-2005, 11:46

Kat, I love that poem! Mainly because I love elephants.

Also, proboscis monkeys do indeed rock!


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-30-2005, 12:05

I caught part of a programme about a safari park one day last week.
Ithink it was Longleat, but i'm not sure. Anyway, the presenters and one of the keepers were walking round the monkey enclosure picking up bits of cars that the monkeys had nicked ,hub caps, wing mirrors, etc.
When asked what the strangest thing he'd found was, the keeper replied
'a whole vinyl roof!'.
Apparantly the little darlings had just peeled the whole thing off as the car went through!
my theory is they are building a car bit by bit!
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-30-2005, 18:35

Spiky's monkey there is... not so cute.

He's a cool looking dude though, with his big nose and alarmingly scarlet genitals. Modest chap.


That would also be... CONDENSATION.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-31-2005, 01:32

I was reading this thread yesterday, when my mom happened to be passing by and glanced at the screen. "What's that?" she asked. "A probiscus monkey," I replied. My two nieces were in the room as well. I was going on to tell her about the big shnoz when she asks, "No, what's that between it's hands?" That was when I happened to notice it's little willy alertly looking out the screen. "Uh... I don't know, but look at what Rinso wrote about Kenny."

I love my mom to death, but she's quite dense some times. She's where I get my gullibility from. I'm not as bad as her about it, though. She's pretty bad off.


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-31-2005, 01:50

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Last time i was at the zoo, I saw a monkey... pleasuring itself.
Probably the last time a monkey went the zoo it saw Rinso pleasuring himself.
Disterbing imagages.
(but rinso would be far more disturbing than a monkey.)

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-31-2005, 10:36

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I was reading this thread yesterday, when my mom happened to be passing by and glanced at the screen. "What's that?" she asked. "A probiscus monkey," I replied. My two nieces were in the room as well. I was going on to tell her about the big shnoz when she asks, "No, what's that between it's hands?" That was when I happened to notice it's little willy alertly looking out the screen. "Uh... I don't know, but look at what Rinso wrote about Kenny."

I love my mom to death, but she's quite dense some times. She's where I get my gullibility from. I'm not as bad as her about it, though. She's pretty bad off.
Look I've already apologised for the proboscis willy picture but it isn't holding anything between its hands except branches... Maybe your mum was more confused than you first thought? Or did she mean legs?

Nothing wrong with gullible. You won't find it in the dictionary thats for sure!!


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 09-06-2005, 01:36

Yes it is. See it's right... hold on a minute.

Damn fell for it again.


I couldn't decide on just one quote... more to come.

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain

"Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething." - Mark Twain

"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." - Mark Twain

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 09-06-2005, 06:31

Did anyone in the UK watch that "The truth about female desire" on C4 ?
It was OK, interesting findings but at one stage they showed the women lots of monkeys bumming each other in various (all-too-human) ways.. It was really disturbing, but more disturbing was that the tests showed the (human) women were getting off on it... Eeewwww...

No scarily scarlet willies in the program though.

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 09-08-2005, 13:15

I suppose there must be a reason for the discovery channel being so popular.

The last time we were in the zoo, there was a huge crowd around a cage with young monkeys, very playful, and they came really close - as did the people on the other side of the fence. They did step back when one of the monkeys started scratching himself so furiously that douzens of fleas were hurled into the audience.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 09-08-2005, 19:32

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And I said to myself, 'I am glad that I am not a clockfeet.'
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 09-09-2005, 02:37

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