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I caught part of a programme about a safari park one day last week.
Ithink it was Longleat, but i'm not sure. Anyway, the presenters and one of the keepers were walking round the monkey enclosure picking up bits of cars that the monkeys had nicked ,hub caps, wing mirrors, etc. When asked what the strangest thing he'd found was, the keeper replied 'a whole vinyl roof!'. Apparantly the little darlings had just peeled the whole thing off as the car went through! my theory is they are building a car bit by bit! |
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I was reading this thread yesterday, when my mom happened to be passing by and glanced at the screen. "What's that?" she asked. "A probiscus monkey," I replied. My two nieces were in the room as well. I was going on to tell her about the big shnoz when she asks, "No, what's that between it's hands?" That was when I happened to notice it's little willy alertly looking out the screen. "Uh... I don't know, but look at what Rinso wrote about Kenny."
I love my mom to death, but she's quite dense some times. She's where I get my gullibility from. I'm not as bad as her about it, though. She's pretty bad off. "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain "Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething." - Mark Twain "All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." - Mark Twain |
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(but rinso would be far more disturbing than a monkey.) |
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Nothing wrong with gullible. You won't find it in the dictionary thats for sure!! There once was a man named Bruce Who liked to sit on a spruce He ate lots of chowder And yelled at me louder: "I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!" --> The Literary Genius: Mowgli |
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Yes it is. See it's right... hold on a minute.
Damn fell for it again. "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain "Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething." - Mark Twain "All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure." - Mark Twain |
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Did anyone in the UK watch that "The truth about female desire" on C4 ?
It was OK, interesting findings but at one stage they showed the women lots of monkeys bumming each other in various (all-too-human) ways.. It was really disturbing, but more disturbing was that the tests showed the (human) women were getting off on it... Eeewwww... No scarily scarlet willies in the program though. ~BoB~ |
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There once was a man named Bruce Who liked to sit on a spruce He ate lots of chowder And yelled at me louder: "I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!" --> The Literary Genius: Mowgli |
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