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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 17:50

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All I see is three little red boxes. :(

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 18:04

Yeah, I edited the post. The pictures are in my album.


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 20:48

<takes deep breath>

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Those monkeys are SO CUTE! Oh, they are ad-or-a-ble. Tiny little monkeys. How sweet!

<eyes turn into heart>


That would also be... CONDENSATION.

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-27-2005, 20:58

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<takes deep breath>

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Those monkeys are SO CUTE! Oh, they are ad-or-a-ble. Tiny little monkeys. How sweet!

<eyes turn into hearts>
*sedates*


And I said to myself, 'I am glad that I am not a clockfeet.'

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-28-2005, 23:21

I knew monkeys come in pretty small sizes but I didn't know they were that small. They are pretty darned cute


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 02:40

There are lions and roaring tigers,
and enormous camels and things,
There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons,
and a great big bear with wings.
There's a sort of a tiny potamus,
and a tiny nosserus too -
But I gave buns to the elephant
when I went down to the Zoo!

There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers,
and a Super-in-tendent's House,
There are masses of goats, and a Polar,
and different kinds of mouse,
And I think there's a sort of a something
which is called a wallaboo -
But I gave buns to the elephant
when I went down to the Zoo!

If you try to talk to the bison,
he never quite understands;
You can't shake hands with a mingo -
he doesn't like shaking hands.
And lions and roaring tigers
hate saying, "How do you do?" -
But I give buns to the elephant
when I go down to the Zoo!
~ A. A. Milne

sorry Rinso...but you reminded me of this just substitute 'monkeys' for elephants

Edit to add: what kind of monkeys are those? They're cute!

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 08:02

I hate fucking monkeys! Let me qualify: I hate fucking Macaque monkeys! Shittiest monkey ever. They're the ones that swarm into thousands and attack humans (me) for their cameras thinking its food.

Probiscus monkeys are the best... orang belanda (Dutch man in Bahasa, note the big nose and orange hair :o and in this picture for some reason a big red willy )



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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 08:05

Oh that's what it is! I was wondering if it was Bob's little red shoe for a moment.

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 08:55

MY EYES!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL VISUALLY SENSITIVE EYES!!!!!!!


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 09:19

Ba does not encourage anyone to paint a picture of that monkey on the wall of Garner's temple. Indeed not.
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 11:47

:(

The photographs i put into to get developed where all empty! i think the camera is buggered. No monkey pictures for me!

:( :( :(
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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 11:52

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:(

The photographs i put into to get developed where all empty! i think the camera is buggered. No monkey pictures for me!

:( :( :(
Aww man!! That's terrible - bad luck indeed.

Maybe time to go digital eh?

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 11:59

stupid camera. digital cost money. maybe i'll shun them all and just draw pictures.

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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-29-2005, 15:55

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Last time i was at the zoo, I saw a monkey... pleasuring itself.
Probably the last time a monkey went the zoo it saw Rinso pleasuring himself.

Zoo's rock! I think Giraffes are the best zoo animal, with badgers obviously being the best overall animal. The giraffe from Madagascar is cool. I once had an ornament of a giraffe, don't know what happened to it. Also with my extendable neck I think I am a lot like a giraffe.

Bad luck with the pictures man, but i'm sure if you scour the net you can find pictures of monkeys bottoms somewhere.


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Default Monkeys, Monkeys ,MONKEYS! - 08-30-2005, 01:20

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MY EYES!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL VISUALLY SENSITIVE EYES!!!!!!!
Sorry Clay,

I didn't even notice it until I previewed the picture before posting, I then went back to the message and added the bit about the willy. I just chose it cos it was the first google result to include the entire body, its just my luck that it also includes so much of the body...


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