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There are lions and roaring tigers,
and enormous camels and things, There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons, and a great big bear with wings. There's a sort of a tiny potamus, and a tiny nosserus too - But I gave buns to the elephant when I went down to the Zoo! There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers, and a Super-in-tendent's House, There are masses of goats, and a Polar, and different kinds of mouse, And I think there's a sort of a something which is called a wallaboo - But I gave buns to the elephant when I went down to the Zoo! If you try to talk to the bison, he never quite understands; You can't shake hands with a mingo - he doesn't like shaking hands. And lions and roaring tigers hate saying, "How do you do?" - But I give buns to the elephant when I go down to the Zoo! ~ A. A. Milne sorry Rinso...but you reminded me of this just substitute 'monkeys' for elephantsEdit to add: what kind of monkeys are those? They're cute! ![]() |
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I hate fucking monkeys! Let me qualify: I hate fucking Macaque monkeys! Shittiest monkey ever. They're the ones that swarm into thousands and attack humans (me) for their cameras thinking its food.
Probiscus monkeys are the best... orang belanda (Dutch man in Bahasa, note the big nose and orange hair :o and in this picture for some reason a big red willy ) ![]() There once was a man named Bruce Who liked to sit on a spruce He ate lots of chowder And yelled at me louder: "I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!" --> The Literary Genius: Mowgli |
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Maybe time to go digital eh? |
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Zoo's rock! I think Giraffes are the best zoo animal, with badgers obviously being the best overall animal. The giraffe from Madagascar is cool. I once had an ornament of a giraffe, don't know what happened to it. Also with my extendable neck I think I am a lot like a giraffe. Bad luck with the pictures man, but i'm sure if you scour the net you can find pictures of monkeys bottoms somewhere. |
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I didn't even notice it until I previewed the picture before posting, I then went back to the message and added the bit about the willy. I just chose it cos it was the first google result to include the entire body, its just my luck that it also includes so much of the body... There once was a man named Bruce Who liked to sit on a spruce He ate lots of chowder And yelled at me louder: "I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!" --> The Literary Genius: Mowgli |
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