I voted you smell of poo because I feel that is the biggest compliment in the list. Please don't be too much of a stranger because without a gay in this community Rinso might become straight again, and I don't feel the British females are ready for this just yet.

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Well I've just sent Ben a few photos and videos from "August"con, one of which captures what sounds like a very dodgey moment between you and Rinso Hmm...suspicious!

There's also a before and after photo of you during the Number One Doorman dice game

Me and Rinso don't have dodgy moments Dale. It's only you and Barrymore who have them.

As for the dice game, I wasn't there, not even in the same city as the dice. :(

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HA! In your Dice losing face!

Just shut it. Go try and grow you facerat better ratface man. :p

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We'll miss you Dale. Be good and don't get into more trouble that your worth.

Fuck Shoes.

Hehe, thanks Om

And I will now disappear and the board will temporarily be slightly less (fake) gay. :p

Bye for now.

Doh! Missed him by a day. Sorry. When and if you read this, Dale, my excuse was that my dad had my car with my house keys in them and my parent's computer is not connecting with the internet, due to a faulty connection that's the phone company's problem but they say that it's on our side, yet have not come to check out the problem, therefore my parents have been without a house phone for over a week now and business is being affected because the home phone is how people get in touch with my dad to ask him to do a job for them. *pants* So anyway, hope you enjoy uni.

Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

WOW! The place does actually seem and smell less gay now.

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