Okay, stemming from my "The Deleter" joke about Kenny in the new introduction thread....

everybody has to make up a TV show about someone else on the boards. I'll name someone to start us off, and then someone comes up with a TV show about them, and a teaser for the program. Then they're the subject for the next show.

Right, The next Boardanian TV star will be... The Ba!

"If I wanted to read Wuthering Heights, I'd shoot my self."

• BBC 92 10:00pm "Ready Steady Smite"
  
  The host with the most, Ainsley Harriott presents a new show where contestants battle in the kitchen to create the best pie. Ably heckled by the Doormen, the contestants must make the most of their 5AMD budget. The losing pie-maker must suffer the wrath of Ba!
  
  Come join the fun...... or the depths of hell!
  
  Contestantant applications should be sent to:-
  CMOTD, BBC 92, Forest Road, Ankh-Morpork.
  (Waiver obligatory - The producers accept no liability.)

EDIT: You know it's bad, I know it's bad. Put it this way, it can only get better from now on

From the people who brought you Survivor: Boardania and Boardanian Idol comes the newest, greatest reality show ever to be seen on network television: (duh duh duh)The Ba-prentice!

Twelve of Boardania's best and brightest compete to win the coveted place of the (duh duh duh) Ba-prentice! Watch as contestants use all their wits and charm to brutalitize the innocent, antagonize the other divinities, and bake pies! Who will advance one step closer to becoming the (duh duh duh) Ba-prentice? And who will hear the dreaded words..."You're Smote!"? Coming soon to a television near you!

**Viewer discretion is advised, as some seens may include violence, blood, gore, brief nudity, some strong language, scenes of extensive grief and/or weeping and may leave the viewer with the strangest feeling, just like something...something round, and crusy...a pie! is watc-pleease noo argggghhh**

Tuesdays at 8...only on BDTV!

Edit: My attempt to put in a cool Donald Trump picture failed *Unhappy Bob* :(

The Ba-chellor

Where successful, rich and none-to-bright beauties compete for the right to be the Priestess in the church of Ba, this prize will let them get Ba his pie, be told by Ba that they aren't allowed any pie cos he doesn't want them to get fat and the ultimate escape to a celestial plain with no human contact whatsoever, except with Ba!

Contestants will have to bake, sew and clean to the exacting standards of Ba in the hope of winning one date with our diety in the evening (paid for by the contestant). Watch as our contestant slog it out in domestic duties only to be too tired to provide Ba with a stimulating date in the evening! Cringe at the poor house-cleaning skills of beautiful women! Laugh at the pathetic attempts of a deity to woo these overworked and tired domestic goddesses!

And the ultimate twist at the end!! How will Ba react when he finds out who the chosen beauties ex-boyfriend is??

Fox Television Tuesdays 9pm

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

Smurfs on Hoildays!

Four degraded people from around the World all go to Austrailia, dress up as smurfs and run around aimlessly, you win the game by not getting eaten to being beaten up by the locals!

Ba betters BA's brunch

A new documentary where Lord of the Pies Ba Witda has to sort out the dreadful catering row at British Airways.

Will Gate Gourmet crumble under Ba's unusual techniques?

Or will Ginsters appear from nowhere to be the new caterer?

And what will happen to the strikers?

Find out what happens, as soon as possible hopefully because a lot of people's holidays are being inconvenienced, if not, Thursdays at 10pm!

Caution: Show may include graphic violence

(Playing blind Pictionary, me drawing)
Ella: Is it a giraffe?
Me (stops drawing): No
Ella: Star Trek?
Me: Yes!

I suppose I got the rules wrong, but shouldn't Kat have made a tv show teaser about Freya, and the next person about Kat, and so on?

"Hoher Sinn liegt oft im kindischen Spiel." (Friedrich Schiller)

Yes, I was just thinking the same thing, Hsing. Fools!

Mrs G
The Garner who cares.

Ah, I was just following what everyone else has done. What's the point of reading the rules when you can copy what everyone else is doing?

I guess the next person has to make up a show for me... *worries*

(Playing blind Pictionary, me drawing)
Ella: Is it a giraffe?
Me (stops drawing): No
Ella: Star Trek?
Me: Yes!

Well Ba did open up so many possibilities for a TV SHow... I mean the pie, the women, the desparation, it has it all!

Oh well, so EM eh...

E-Man

"By the power vested in me by the power of Greyscull I am E-Man"

This cartoon series tracks the adventures of E-Man an his trusty side kick donkey, through their battles with skeletor and other assorted trolls. With his sword of power E-Man will save damsels in distress and relieve them of further distress by removing the danger of being a damsel...

There is also this funky side project involving his sister, but thats for another time.

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
--> The Literary Genius: Mowgli

put the same reply somwhere up the board (I knew how to do it!)

Smurfs on Hoildays!

Four degraded people from around the World all go to Austrailia, dress up as smurfs and run around aimlessly, you win the game by not getting eaten to being beaten up by the locals!

Big Primate

Put a load of monkeys in a house together with 24hr surveillence (sp?) and a load of alcohol. Watch the wacky results, if you can manage to stay awake long enough. :roll:

Last of the Summer Fudgecake (BBC2 7.45pm - rpt)

Four old codgers go wandering through North Yorkshire in search of a piece of Fudgecake. Will they find her? Will she scream if she sees them approaching?

Or will they end up doing the same old tosh they do every week involving Nora Batty and that old git with the bike and a blonde girfriend?

And Hilda Ogden off Corry too.

sleepy sarge.

and old war veteran looks back on his life when he falls asleep and dreams. it is revleaed that he has always been sleepy, and that he has lost many comrades because of his shoddy guard work, in the end he falls into an ever lasting sleep.

Ah. Whoops. *feels stupid* :oops: