I used to talk on the toilet as a kid. I don't really remember that much about it, but my family tells me that I would tell myself stories while I was doing my duty. The one that everyone remembers is when they heard me piping up in the bathroom, "Stinky goes boom-boom."

Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

Hehehe my imagination runs wild on that one, Redneck.