can i add a few?

"Emberella," thought Magrat. "I'm fairy godmothering a girl who sounds like
something you put up in the rain."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad)


Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance
against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the fact that
it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when you seem
to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear off.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad)