Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ladies of negotiable affection and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get aroused. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did It go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get... exited."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the bed."



Edit: Extra letters are bad, bad, I say!

_Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak._