I'm just a small-time lurker, trying to go straight...

1: motivational impetus for screenname:
Long story short--I get called 'sir' so many times a week at work, it seemed to be the thing to do...

2: gender:
Female, though sometimes people seem to doubt it.:?

3: age and location:
nearly 24, Midwest USA (I think I saw a fellow Nebraskan here somewhere...)

4: a discworld movie?
Gonna have to go with a probably not, though books have been done well in the past. I may change my mind after seeing Chronicles of Narnia.

5: turned on to Discworld:
Well, about three years ago someone I worked with said, "You've got to read the Discworld novels!" So being the conscientious, linear person I am, I went and bought "Color of Magic." I quit less than thirty pages in. Last winter, I was searching for something to read at the library, and saw their very small selection of Pratchett books, and decided to give it another go. I picked up what they had, read Monstrous Regiment first, and the rest, as they say, is geography.

6: quote of the day:
overheard this conversation:
"I've figured out there are two kinds of people in the world--"
"What, dumb and dumber?"

Don't know that I'll be around much. I enjoy reading the posts, but mostly I just want my high scores recorded for "Last Man Standing."