I have tons of jokes, its just a matter of finding them all...this is a good one though

Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration. The
Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the required tests, but
there is one more compulsory test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter
Canada."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar'."

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a Dell computers
help desk.