Sorry for the language problems, but I translated it from German...
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Dear colleagues and fellow users,

Last year I switched from program version "girlfriend 7.0" to version "wife 1.0". I had to find out that the program initiated an unexpected son-process and takes up a lot of space and important resources. The manual does not mention this phenomenon.
Besides that, “wife 1.0” installs itself into all other running programs and boots itself automatically, slowing down all other activities.

The applications “strip club 10.3”, “drinking bout 2.5” and “soccer 5.0” no longer work at all, and the system crashes whenever I try to start them. Unfortunately I can not minimize “wife 1.0” while using my prefered applications. I seriously think about returning to “girlfriend 7.0”, but whenever I run the uninstall-program, I see a pop up that tells me to use the program “divorce 1.0” first, and that is far too expensive for me.

Could you please help me?

Thank You.

Best regards
Mr. XX

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Answer from the technical aid service:

Dear user,

This is a complaint we get on a regular basis. In most cases, one of the reasons is a misconception about the nature of the program. Many users switch from “girlfriend 7.0” to “wife 1.0” because they expect it to be a program of the “ames and Applications”-class. “Wife 1.0” though is an OPERATING SOFTWARE! It has been developed to control all other functions.

When “wife 1.0” is installed, hidden data is being installed that makes reloading “girlfriend 7.0” impossible. It is not possible to move, delete or de-install these data. Some users even tried installing “girlfriend 8.0” or “wife 2.0”, together with “divorce 1.0”, but in the end they claimed having more trouble than before.

Read the manual and the chapter “Warnings: alimony payments – running maintenance expenses from “child 1.0” on and higher”.

I suggest you stay with “wife 1.0” and make the best of it.

I myself installed “wife 1.0” years ago and get along by keeping strictly to the directions in the manual, especially to the ones in the chapter about “communication failure”. Take responsibility for all failures, wether you caused them or not. The best solution is often to
C: apology.exe

Limit the use of the ESC tab, or you will have to run C:apology.exe more often to make “wife 1.0” run normally again.
Despite the high operating costs, “wife 1.0” can be an interesting program. There is also the possibility to unstill updates to increase its capabilities. I recommend “flowers 2.1” and “chocolates 13.0”.

Greetings
Your Technical Aid Service
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