It's ok, I have plenty of jokes. I would have posted that here first but I didn't really see it as a joke, more of an analysis

This is a fairly well known joke but a classic nonetheless

There were three man walking through a jungle when they came across a cannibal tribe of pigmy’s

The pigmy king approached the travellers (reaching an impressive 3 ft!)

"You, strange men! go into the jungle and get 10 pieces of fruit, there will be a test after this. If you pass then you will join us in our mighty feast and we will help you get out of the jungle. If however you are to fail you shall [i:c738c0fe51]be[/i:c738c0fe51] the feast!"

So rather nervously the three men went back into the jungle, the first man (as it always is in such jokes) came back first. He held in his arms ten rather large apples!

"OK, you test is to put each of those apples up your bottom without making any facial moment!" said the pigmy king

So nervously the man began. Somehow he managed to get up apple up his bottom without making any facial movement but the second was to much, he screamed in pain and they ate him

The second man was the next to emerge from the jungle. He held in his arms 10 small jungle berries. The pigmy king ordered him to place them all up his bum.

Obviously he wasn't too happy with this but he did it anyway. However on the 10th berry he began laughing hysterically! The pigmy’s true to their word ate him in their feast.

The first and second man met some time after in their afterlives. The first man was interested to know why he had laughed; he was so close to getting his feast and his ticket out of the jungle when he laughed.

The second man replied thusly:

"Well it wasn't so bad and the end was in sight, but just before the 10th berry went in I saw the third man coming back with ten pineapples!"