• 1) what formed the motivational impetus for your chosen screenname?

It's my fella's nickname for me.

• 2) Are you male or female? (Asking because there has been quite of lot of confusion over this, on and off.)

Female

• 3) what age catagory and geographic location do you fall into?

Just turned 32 and live in SE England but originally from NE England.

• 4) Have you seen any Discworld movies, did you like them and do you have faith in future productions being good, better or worse than current ones?
  (note, this in no way shape or form asks about casting choices you'd like to see. i have a loaded rifle and i'm not afraid to use it.)

Have only seen Hogfather (on YouTube) as I don't have Sky TV. Must admit I wasn't overly impressed. Sometimes things are best played out in your own imagination.

• 5) who or how were you turned on to discworld/pratchett?

I borrowed Small Gods from the library (must be about 20 years ago now) and loved it. Soon built up my own library to include all the books written up to that time and I buy every new DW novel as soon as it's out!

• 6) what's your personal quote of the day?

I hate people who say time travel is a stupid idea. It's that kind of attitude that lost us World War Three...