She was on the news last night giving interviews. She has a website where you can donate and watch her eat... The photo on it is hideous.

Sometimes you wish people could be arrested for being stupid.

PhD Student: Research information sheet

There once was a man named Bruce
Who liked to sit on a spruce
He ate lots of chowder
And yelled at me louder:
"I'm talking to YOU, Mrs. Hughes!"
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