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11-15-2009, 21:31
Flat pack, self assembly furniture was created by Satan himself.
If you are buying a self-assembly unit for an alcove, measure both the top, middle and bottom of the alcove, because 40+ years ago, builders could not make a wall in a straight line; it will get narrower towards the top and the d*%m thing won't fit.
Invest in a plane*
Make sure to have a good supply of plasters on hand.
*Woodworking tool, not a jet.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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