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Originally Posted by psychicdeath
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Now if the Queen would only declare some section of land in the country to be named Ankh-Morpork and make him the Duke...
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That's a nice idea, but have you thought of the technical difficulties of polluting a river so much that you can't actually sink in it and the fish explode when exposed to fresh water? Besides, the screams of outraged ecological fanatics would deafen everyone!